Melody

Tut at tictax and his cover story pretending I was in Magaluf with will to cover his own tracks that it was really him who was off on holiday with will

@Pete wrote:

Sarah has you name tattooed on her ar….. well i never :shock:

we are close :wink:

@Pete wrote:

I’m sorry i cant help myself 8-[

no pete thats sarah lol

@SusieQ wrote:

WB Melody . .

now down to business . .

Shagaloof : who did what with whom where when etc etc :lol:

What goes on tour…. stays on tour…. but heres a pic to give you an idea of how it kinda went………

lol!

AM back now too……………

:shock: <<<< is what am having to do with my eyes to stay awake today :lol:

@anc wrote:

I wanna know what colour wheely bin! lol

being jc it would have to be in the glass recycling box with all of the empty vodka bottles no doubt

got to fess up… lol i saw that online…

mine would be something boring like…

5ft 10 blonde… blah blah….

Ok well recently having become single i thought i would try the whole online dating lark… so i joined a site… omg how funny! Its full of ugly ppl or ppl looking for sex and i consider myself neither… but let me tell you about my experiences of it.. haha
potential date #1 – confessed to me the night before our date that he liked to…[Read more]

Aside from the topic… is anyone else a bit scared of Gazlans avatar or is it just pathetic girlie me lol

thank god its not my problem and its jc’s…. MR Chathostuk… have a word :D hehe

@Amelia wrote:

Welcome Gazlan…(come to think of it, I never had a welcome message when I joined – I feel I’m missing out)

I’ve not clicked the link…mainly as it involves effort and I really don’t “do” effort.

I’m assuming (yes I know one should never assume) that it’s some sort of “anti council tax” blurb about how we’re all being ripped…

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@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

hang on am missing something here…

are you all trying to tell me there is more than one position to do ‘it’ ?

well I go to the foot on my stairs!

:lol: :wink:

thats one position i guess :lol:

the carpet chafes ya back a bit though!

On the way to magaluf last year in a group of 13 travellers I went into Boots at Luton Airport and the condoms were on special so I used my initiative and took up the 3 for 2 offer and got 3 packs of 12… 36 condoms.. the woman on the till must have thought I was planning a very sordid holiday… I did dole them out to the rest of the group……[Read more]

hang on am missing something here…

are you all trying to tell me there is more than one position to do ‘it’ ?

well I go to the foot on my stairs!

:lol: :wink:

Lisa:

The meaning of the name Lisa is God Is My Oath

The origin of the name Lisa is English

Notes: Diminutive form of Elisabeth.

credit where credit is due… that’s very good.

@stardust wrote:

Aw well Will, for what’s it worth, you are okay in my book :wink:

Hmm carry on like this and there will be a Will fan club. Ohhh does that mean posters and badges and the like???

You’ll need a secretary, can I nominate Melody? :)

:?

:roll:

@Pete wrote:

yes and then we’d put a lot and not alot :lol:

I’m sorry i cant help it forgive me [-o<

Put your teeth in and bite me pete

Like I said occasionally he should think more before he types… as should alot of others in here

And finally…. (lol)

There have been polls started about will on many occasions. Is that just banter too?