Melody

@WooHoo wrote:

1870’s?.. :lol:

har dee har

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

swiftly bring this back on track….

SPIDERS

Ermm.. It was on track.. So, what?.. I can’t have wigs, and smelly undies, and Will can’t have dwarf and nun cuddles and hugs?

am sure in another world you both have all those things.

Get out of the 60’s.. :lol:

I’m a child of the 70s so ner

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

swiftly bring this back on track….

SPIDERS

Ermm.. It was on track.. So, what?.. I can’t have wigs, and smelly undies, and Will can’t have dwarf and nun cuddles and hugs?

am sure in another world you both have all those things.

afterschool dares don’t count will.

My german shepherd is scared of the hoover – great big idiot he is

swiftly bring this back on track….

SPIDERS

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

you mean you would let me loose with a cut-throat razor? How very silly lol

random…

I hate bellybuttons, spiders, wasps and people dressed in fancy dress outfits if I can’t see their face.

Not now – No.. hat wold be very silly of me to ask you.. :lol:

I’ve tried to think of something funny to say about the…

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he has some endearing qualities i s’ppose :lol:

CHRISTMAS

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Waiting for the BIG change.. :)

costs a lot for a d1ck lengthenur op :lol:

I was hoping to have it shortened! :lol:

lol @ how conceited… if you were a flea am sure you would be floating on ya back down the thames right now shouting ‘raise tower bridge’

they realised am too lovely to chat in there … lol not really that was my conceited answer.
Its a big misunderstanding and I can’t go into it without revealing a guides chat name so I shan’t but needless to say the guide in question is now trying to get me unbanned and we’ve had a good laugh about it since.

anyway…

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I agree PB.. I work in early years sector and I have to be CRB checked at an enhanced level… I don’t have to be to be a parent.

is there just us playing? lol I have nothing better to do coz am banned from F2 :( its an outrage.

Blood is ok as long as its not gushing out of me… other ppls I can cope with

Britains got talent

I love rats…. met a few in my time too lol

LEMON CURD

@Pete wrote:

makes note *dont go to Melody’s party dressed as a wasp with a big bellybutton*

(not that you’d get invited anyway Peter)

lmfao i asked for that

yuk @ black pudding

Toes

you mean you would let me loose with a cut-throat razor? How very silly lol

random…

I hate bellybuttons, spiders, wasps and people dressed in fancy dress outfits if I can’t see their face.

people being all the different agencies that deal with a particular child like its preschool, safeguarding children board, local authority, doctor, health visitor etc

remembers not to offer to shave woohoo

lmao @ you getting asked if you have big knockers in chat coz i put that (hehe)

sorry dear

lmfao ur text message to me proved your not. Am still suffering post traumatic stress after near falling into the abyss.

lmfao ur the only one who asks to see me on ca m. ur worse than a man.

lubz ya too doo x