Melody

@Melody wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Once

is off the show then i stop watching

Pete! I don’t remember giving you permission to post my picture! lol

dont start that again :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Wooohoo

I never watch these programmes but I have suddenly decided am taking an interest as this season’s list of celebs has been published and Rav (the hunky copper from crimewatch) and Joe Calzaghe are both in the line up. OMG wooohooo, 2 of my favs in the same programme. My sky plus is…

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@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Wooohoo

I never watch these programmes but I have suddenly decided am taking an interest as this season’s list of celebs has been published and Rav (the hunky copper from crimewatch) and Joe Calzaghe are both in the line up. OMG wooohooo, 2 of my favs in the same programme. My sky plus is gonna be worn…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Wooohoo

I never watch these programmes but I have suddenly decided am taking an interest as this season’s list of celebs has been published and Rav (the hunky copper from crimewatch) and Joe Calzaghe are both in the line up. OMG wooohooo, 2 of my favs in the same programme. My sky plus is gonna be worn out :wink:

Is…

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@Melody wrote:

Wooohoo

I never watch these programmes but I have suddenly decided am taking an interest as this season’s list of celebs has been published and Rav (the hunky copper from crimewatch) and Joe Calzaghe are both in the line up. OMG wooohooo, 2 of my favs in the same programme. My sky plus is gonna be worn out :wink:

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@tweety wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I so wish I knew who the hell Kate is and why you all seem to have this person on a pedestal?

You and me both Melody.

In the main none of give a sh*te who Kate is & are sick to death of hearing bout her. :roll:

That was then this is now. :)

@Big G wrote:

@Melody wrote:

and you can all totally bog off :lol:

NEWCASTLE TIL I DIE

You tell em Mel !!!

“I still haven’t stopped loving you yet since we met on the first date!”

:shock:

@Melody wrote:

Mick Harford in the pub the other night… he looks a right nutter… I sooooo wouldn’t wanna be on his wrong side lol

Harford’s as hard as nails!

Many players back in the 80’s dreaded going up against him on the pitch in the same way as Vinnie Jones.

@Melody wrote:

and you can all totally bog off :lol:

NEWCASTLE TIL I DIE

You tell em Mel !!!

“I still haven’t stopped loving you yet since we met on the first date!”

@Melody wrote:

When I am old, I am going to race you all down the halls of the day care centre on my mobility scooter. :lol:

@Melody wrote:

1) his daughter is 48 and has a step mother half her age
2) the inhertance goes to his wife and her other children who she left in thailand to come to the uk
3) shes a gold digger

Well that’s pretty unfair & biased huh?

1. Having a stepmother half her age oughtn’t to be an issue for a caring daughter – might be for a lealous…[Read more]

@will wrote:

@Melody wrote:

on a similar note…

my friends dad who is in his 70s married a thai girl.. she’s in her early 20s. my friend as you can imagine is gutted because she’s an only child, her mum passed away prior to this and now this thai girls come steaming in and ruined her relationship with her father, took her inheritance and now wants…

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@Melody wrote:

and you can all totally bog off :lol:

CHAMPIONSHIP TIL I DIE

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

swiftly bring this back on track….

SPIDERS

Ermm.. It was on track.. So, what?.. I can’t have wigs, and smelly undies, and Will can’t have dwarf and nun cuddles and hugs?

am sure in another world you both have all those things.

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

you mean you would let me loose with a cut-throat razor? How very silly lol

random…

I hate bellybuttons, spiders, wasps and people dressed in fancy dress outfits if I can’t see their face.

Not now – No.. hat wold be very silly of me to ask you.. :lol:

I’ve tried to think of something funny to…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

you mean you would let me loose with a cut-throat razor? How very silly lol

random…

I hate bellybuttons, spiders, wasps and people dressed in fancy dress outfits if I can’t see their face.

Not now – No.. hat wold be very silly of me to ask you.. :lol:

I’ve tried to think of something funny to say about the…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Waiting for the BIG change.. :)

costs a lot for a d1ck lengthenur op :lol:

I was hoping to have it shortened! :lol:

lol @ how conceited… if you were a flea am sure you would be floating on ya back down the thames right now shouting ‘raise tower bridge’

IF you can find…

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@Melody wrote:

you mean you would let me loose with a cut-throat razor? How very silly lol

random…

I hate bellybuttons, spiders, wasps and people dressed in fancy dress outfits if I can’t see their face.

Not now – No.. hat wold be very silly of me to ask you.. :lol:

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@Melody wrote:

In the wake of the recent child abuse scandals the government has set up a database at a cost of £224million which is designed to hold information about every child in the UK.

The contactpoint information includes:

Name of child
Address of child
Date of birth
Parents contact info
Drs info
School info
A unique identifying number…

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@Melody wrote:

I’m sure we’ve all had at least one dog too

It is alleged that some have had several dogs.