Melody

@Melody wrote:

lol he was called ‘Handsome’ i thought i would give him a miss

Awwwww that acconts for it… No wonder he was alone, he was talking to himself in the mirror :lol: :wink:

@Melody wrote:

Ok I know F2 is a less popular forum in the mornings but this is ridiculous…

There are currently 1 chatters in forum two.

But I bet that one chatter had the best talk ever :shock: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

hehe sorry :-({|=

I dont have to stay here and take this abuse ya know I can go anywhere for that :?

awww

ya as old as the person you feel

@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

53 and a bit then?

calculator ? :lol:

yessum…

i feel mega young now thanks :D

so basically you’re saying i’m …… thanks

legally old enough to be my father… yes :D

@peanut wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@peanut wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Ok so I know very few of you in here…

I already have mental images I have created myself of what ya all like… so now you need to just tell me a random fact about you so that I can further enhance my bad visuals…

Wonders what mental image melody has about me :shock: :shock:

Bet…

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@Melody wrote:

Ok so I know very few of you in here…

I already have mental images I have created myself of what ya all like… so now you need to just tell me a random fact about you so that I can further enhance my bad visuals…

Wonders what mental image melody has about me :shock: :shock:

@Melody wrote:

Once again the pent up testosterone has killed the original thread topic lol

So.. What was the question Melody?.. :lol:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

do you come with a brown paper bag too?

Depends on who’s head it’s going over.. :shock:

well it looks like it might not fit over yours. lol

Depends on which HEAD you’re talking about.. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

do you come with a brown paper bag too?

Depends on who’s head it’s going over.. :shock:

well it looks like it might not fit over yours. lol

@peanut wrote:

@Melody wrote:

yes peanut… you can get the action kit to go with him… and the submersible all terraine vehicle

And Scuba gear I hope :wink: :wink: :wink:

Oh Yes, i’m partial to a bit of diving.. :lol:

@Melody wrote:

fibbing only makes ya nose grow… not… ahem…

Really?.. I was wondering why nothing seemed to be happening.. :?

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I once seen Pete masturbating in a Bus Stop.. :oops:

was he waiting for the #69?

He was waiting for an offer..

He stood there waving it about shouting “WooHoo”.. “Look at what i can DoHoo”.. That gave me an idea for a name.. Dirty git – He was still doing it when the police arrived!!…

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@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I once seen Pete masturbating in a Bus Stop.. :oops:

was he waiting for the #69?

He was waiting for an offer..

He stood there waving it about shouting “WooHoo”.. “Look at what i can DoHoo”.. That gave me an idea for a name.. Dirty git – He was still doing it when the police arrived!! :lol:

@tictax wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I always put my flag out in April 23rd without fail. In my road there are several that do it but then again I think living in a diverse town like Luton you make more of a point than ever of showing solidarity to our English heritage.

takin a chance flyin ur flag in luton aint ye , ur house could be burned to the ground…

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@Melody wrote:

I always put my flag out in April 23rd without fail. In my road there are several that do it but then again I think living in a diverse town like Luton you make more of a point than ever of showing solidarity to our English heritage.

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@Melody wrote:

I just watched a report on the news about how an ice bridge has collapsed at the Antarctica and a huge ice shelf is going to be able to float south and obviously melt into the ocean over a period of time. They have studied pictures of the area and the ‘old’ ice which is the stuff that never melts from year to year has shrank…

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@Melody wrote:

The price of food overall rose by 18% in the last year apparently and with the economic crisis wages and benefits have not risen to reflect this.
some rises include…
Rice – up 81%
Pork sausages – up 51%
Mince – up 22%
Milk – up 14%

How are you feeling the pinch? Have you noticed a difference when you go shopping? Have you made cut…

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