Melody

@Melody wrote:

***wonders when life became so shallow?***

**also wonders why Gazlan has pictures of Pete**

*****and lastly wonders why am bothering to wonder such things****

Because he’s homosexual, give him a chance it took Syed months to own up in Eastenders

@Melody wrote:

Poor Bat! :?

That made me splutter my tea :lol:

* waits for Bat to see this *

@tinks wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

A transvestite once told me I had beautiful nails… not sure if that’s good or bad.

Not a bad thing if they`r stuck in my back :o :wink:

:shock:
You have sex with transvestites Gazlan?

If it moves …….funk it :o

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

A lady NEVER discloses the contents of her drawers. :wink: :lol:

*Lady ??*….Where ? :o

**resists the temptation to call Gazlan a woman**

Awww Melz…I temptin you babe :wink:

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Haha I typed s h i t e…. **worries**

* Ahem -hmm *….Glad i aint the only one lol :D :wink:

***whines and scoffs***

I missed your ear then…loool :wink:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Haha I typed s h i t e…. **worries**

* Ahem -hmm *….Glad i aint the only one lol :D :wink:

Slander and deformation of character I tell thee ***whines and scoffs***

@Melody wrote:

Haha I typed s h i t e…. **worries**

* Ahem -hmm *….Glad i aint the only one lol :D :wink:

@Melody wrote:

I once caught Paddy (cat) licking the empty foil tray from a madras take out lol… When we are at the dinner table one cat will sit at your feet in the hopes of getting scraps like a dog would… he loves some grated cheese as a treat if we are having some pasta but other than that its cat food for him and his brother… along with…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I agree with Velvet…. madness! I remember when they used to give a goldfish as a prize on the fair… those were the days… 24 hours later it was floating

I have two goldfish from the fair they must be abt 5 or so now spent the first 3 years in a tank indoors but instead of growing to their tank size like they…

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@Melody wrote:

I agree with Velvet…. madness! I remember when they used to give a goldfish as a prize on the fair… those were the days… 24 hours later it was floating

I have two goldfish from the fair they must be abt 5 or so now spent the first 3 years in a tank indoors but instead of growing to their tank size like they meant to the kept…[Read more]

@Melody wrote:

I once caught Paddy (cat) licking the empty foil tray from a madras take out lol… When we are at the dinner table one cat will sit at your feet in the hopes of getting scraps like a dog would… he loves some grated cheese as a treat if we are having some pasta but other than that its cat food for him and his brother… along with…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Melody wrote:

It’s a gorgeous sunny day and yet my daughter would rather play inside on the wii than go outdoors and be active…. (she will be out soon though regardless)…. but my point it technology isn’t always a good thing

Like so many things in life, it isn’t technology that’s bad, it’s how we use it and/or let it control us.…

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@tictax wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Ironically I suppose, it is the fact that Gazlan stirs you lot up so much and keeps you all posting that will keep him here no doubt….

nah loads dont bother anymore coz of him

More fool them. Why dont people just ignore him if they feel so strongly, they don’t they come back with their one liners and then moan…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

turning japanese is a slang term also for the look on a blokes face at the moment of errmmm …. well i will let you figure the rest out lol

It’s about masturbation (the song is anyway) a fact which my mate wasn’t aware of when he told me about his Japanese girlfriend and his new ringtone :lol:

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@Melody wrote:

turning japanese is a slang term also for the look on a blokes face at the moment of errmmm …. well i will let you figure the rest out lol

It’s about masturbation (the song is anyway) a fact which my mate wasn’t aware of when he told me about his Japanese girlfriend and his new ringtone :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Melody wrote:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love! :wink:

Interesting thought. So people who regularly ‘pleasure’ themselves fall in love with themselves eh?

you tell me :)

@Melody wrote:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love! :wink:

Interesting thought. So people who regularly ‘pleasure’ themselves fall in love with themselves eh?

@tictax wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

I come not with peace………. but a sword :)

And here was me thinking you were just pleased to see me…

Anyhoo…
I think this B&B was within the womans home rather than some little guest house thingie so in some repects I can understand why she was more set to her morals but then if you run a…

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@Melody wrote:

Woopeeedooooohooo

My car just told me its 65F outside… yer I know its in old money but someone at ford decided you can only be imperial or metric and I like my fuel consumption in miles not km so I hafta put up with F not C blahhhhhh anyhoo…. thats like kinda toastieee i reckon… Might hafta show a bit of ankle soon if this…

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@tictax wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@tictax wrote:

will ur seriously paranoid , i think gazlan lol just say what u think ffs lol

hope after this post it aint me lol

I agree with tics opinion!

what that wills paranoid ?

both opinions lol