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@gazlan wrote:
@rickygervaisfan wrote:
As a 22 yr old guy Ive recently found myself more and more attracted to women older than I.
I’m talkin about much older like women in their 40’s & 50’s.
Is this normal? Does anyone else feel the same way?
Seems you’ve stumbled across the right place lol :lol:
How very roooooood! Some of us have yet to hit 40 thank you very much!
God forbid no!
Hell no one ate the leeks… they went to some working man’s club leek show where grown men stood and compared the size of their legumes!
You can be clever but have no common sense… my sister is like that, a chartered accountant who hasn’t got the first clue about practical things like sweeping her kitchen floor!
According to my iphone 4 app… I have an IQ of 156 way to go me! (iphones never lie lol)
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
I thought they left the poo there so the rose gardeners could rush out with their buckets to collect
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That was during the war, lol.
So my mum told me.
when i was a little girl… (when adam was a boy) my uncle used to take me onto Newcastle Town Moor with a carrier bag and a trowel to pick up cow poo for his leeks… and thinking back I used to enjoy that for a day out haha
If you go down Saafend on a horse and trap thing (not rhyming slang on this occasion) there is a bag tethered behing the horses rear to catch to poop… all lovely and clean on the road but rather smelly in the trap behind!
I recently went to centreparcs and the horses there poop anywhere then a little while later a dude in a golf buggy turns up to shovel it up… imagine chatting him up in a bar… so what do you do for a living???… oh am a sh*tshoveller! lol amazing.
Dammit you mean Pete is not here anymore? And here was me needing a new siggy and avatar since am no longer a blonde!
(Side) I went to a party and my cousin was there and she said ‘oh you have changed your hair’ and I said ‘yeah I had had enough of tarty blonde’ to which she replied ‘oh so you have gone for tarty brunette instead’
What a cheek! Lucky I was on good behaviour since my mum was there or she would have been looking for her toofers among my sisters pea gravel… tut. lol (End of random memory)@panda12 wrote:
@melody wrote:
Ok so as some of yas know I have a couple of moggies or 3… anyhoo…
Paddy one of my puddies decided to get himself run over back in June… happy to say after a 600 quid vet bill he is doing champion… however… moved house.. kept the mogs in for a few weeks… 1st time i let doofus out he decided to climb into my neighbours car engine and hitch a ride all around Newcastle for a WHOLE day til she came home at the night time and found said doofus clinging on to her car engine for dear life… imagine what could have happened to him… what a dweeb!
Well you did call him Doofus.
Change his name to Stephen Hawking and see what happens. :P
He is called Paddy… I called him Doofus after his stupidity! Doesn’t Stephen Hawkin get a free ride too? (was that bad taste?)
@tinks wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
Thankyou for requesting my F U C K comeback, i appreciate this B O L L O X W A N K E R -i love you all, and would like to be T I T B I T C H part of your community again!
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Is it wrong that I was very attracted to BB’s Pete? I dunno if it was his profanity, his weirdo hair or his boyish good looks lol
Erm…. I met my bloke on plenty of fish dot com hahaha
I was fed up to the back teeth of going out on a weekend and only attracting 22 year olds (it’s a tough life but for a short while someone had to do it lol) anyhow, I decided enough was enough and joined a couple of sites not expecting to find the love of my life as most of the geezers on this thing have a wife and are just looking for a hump or 3… but I got lucky and ermm…. I met him in Feb 2010 and the wedding is booked for sept 2011 …. I do nowt by halves !
Wanna invite? I am having a sweetie bar! lol
AHEM… did I say I was a child of the 80s? oops I meant I went to school in the 80s.. am actually a 1974 kiddo lol… but anyhoo… I had milk in school, I remember having to avoid putting the blue straw through the bird poop on the top and grimacing at the chunky bits of cream you encountered before you got to the milk, yuk. Oh and I was a milk monitor.. do I get a gold star :-p
