[Melody]

@gazlan wrote:

@melody wrote:

A transvestite once told me I had beautiful nails… not sure if that’s good or bad.

Not a bad thing if they`r stuck in my back :o :wink:

I usually avoid picking up skin cells under my fingernails… that leads to prosecution haha jk

[Melody]

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

lol hmmm I wonder who I can dedicate it to….

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too right Q-M!

Haha Pete, someone hasta!

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A transvestite once told me I had beautiful nails… not sure if that’s good or bad.

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Woohoo…

I take the phrase… ‘the curtains match the carpet’ one step further… and co-ordinate the cats into the equation :?

[Melody]

‘In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet’

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pants

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got home from the pub and lost keys or just too drunk to find them lol

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tilts

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always

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