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Keith Lemon’s Celebrity Juice would do me.

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Hahaha @ how the bloke said ‘Harrods’…. harads hehe

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@(f)politics? wrote:

@melody wrote:

I agree with Velvet…. madness! I remember when they used to give a goldfish as a prize on the fair… those were the days… 24 hours later it was floating

I have two goldfish from the fair they must be abt 5 or so now spent the first 3 years in a tank indoors but instead of growing to their tank size like they meant to the kept growing so they are outside in the pond withe the others the last couple of years and are 2 of the 3 biggest ones weve got :D

You must get a better quality of fish where you live… or am just rubbish at keeping them! haha

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@gazlan wrote:

@melody wrote:

Gaz… If I was fresh outta stottie kyek and was starving hungry I would eat ya lol (only time I would ever put anything of yours in my mouth before ya jump to conclusions)

Leastways i give you a mouthfull 8)

Only in the ear bashing dept. lol

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I agree with Velvet…. madness! I remember when they used to give a goldfish as a prize on the fair… those were the days… 24 hours later it was floating

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As many of you might know I have had the misfortune of suffering grief in the past 24 months 4 times with the loss of my dad and 3 grandparents.. at first I adorned my house with photographs… and in fact used to often kiss them or chat to them… I have to be honest they have all gone back in the box now and to me it’s a sign I have moved on a little. It’s not like I have forgotten them but I now feel it was becoming unhealthy having a room full of dead people watching over me in photos and not good for my kids either. If this is their way of coping with their loss then so be it… I am sure like me a time will come when they put the picture away too……

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@melody wrote:

I once caught Paddy (cat) licking the empty foil tray from a madras take out lol… When we are at the dinner table one cat will sit at your feet in the hopes of getting scraps like a dog would… he loves some grated cheese as a treat if we are having some pasta but other than that its cat food for him and his brother… along with the odd mouse, rabbit, wood pigeon and garden bird he might bring back half eaten…. oddly they never eat shrews! Must taste like Hot Chocolate.

Oh and Pete… you can buy Lion poo at the garden centre but its rubbish my mum tried it.. obviously cats in the west end of Newcastle are not scared of lions coz they are geeet hard like.

Haha I typed s h i t e…. since when does s h i t e taste like hot chocolate ?? **worries**

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I once caught Paddy (cat) licking the empty foil tray from a madras take out lol… When we are at the dinner table one cat will sit at your feet in the hopes of getting scraps like a dog would… he loves some grated cheese as a treat if we are having some pasta but other than that its cat food for him and his brother… along with the odd mouse, rabbit, wood pigeon and garden bird he might bring back half eaten…. oddly they never eat shrews! Must taste like shite.

Oh and Pete… you can buy Lion poo at the garden centre but its rubbish my mum tried it.. obviously cats in the west end of Newcastle are not scared of lions coz they are geeet hard like.

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These are my boys… and yes I have 2 black cats… **waits for the witch comments lol**

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@pete wrote:

It is said if it floats for a while then sinks then you’re getting the right roughage, I have no idea what floating time is considered normal :?

Nothing worse than an aero poo that won’t flush and you go into the cubicle after someone and there it is winking at ya

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