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In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day

longbow practise… is that what it’s called these days then??? lol

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In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague….. der

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@gazlan wrote:

No complaints yet….give me time…lol

It must be the vinigar that preserves my looks and youthful attitude 8)

I just thought that was peter pan syndrome and oil of olé olé

[Melody]

This year I am going to Centreparcs in August :)

[Melody]

damn he would have had to be some height to reach lol

jail should stop him horsing around and mulesting animals

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turning japanese is a slang term also for the look on a blokes face at the moment of errmmm …. well i will let you figure the rest out lol

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Maidz is a long term chat user and in my experience of chatting to him and knowing others who chat to him as a on/off reg he usually keeps himself to himself so I find your slander rather uncalled for.

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Aww am bright lol

Dooodah me olde mukka xxxx

[Melody]

On this day in 1974…

I was born!

yippeeeeeeeee @ birthday…. but

urgh @ 36

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@peggy wrote:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love!

wouldnt that be a complication for a good hooker ???

its never caused me any problems… (jk)

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