@constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’

I already got that one from our mutual friend, so you’re second hand this time :P :P :P

and where do u think our mutual friend got it from? :P :P :P

A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’

whidpeun
whidepeu ffs ( that better ugo?) :P :P :P

tut ugo i cant help looking like this

@pats wrote:

boy says to his mother…………………i have the biggest co/ck in the nursery………..is it cos i’m black?

mother replies…………………..no its cos ur 25 and a fookin retard. 8)

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@constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

@constantino wrote:

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.

must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P

you’ve always heard them :lol: but only second hand from me never first hand :lol: :P :roll:

n your point is? :P :P :lol: :P

@mids f 58 wrote:

Directions
Please read all!

1.Start at LondonHeathrowAirport.

2.Catch flighat from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport.

3.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport.

4.Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South” follow for 0.2 miles.

5.Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” – follow for0.3miles

6.Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North AirportExit” -follow for 2.9 miles

7.Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” – follow for 29.2miles

8.Then continue on “US287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles

9.”US287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7 miles

10.Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” – follow for 104.0 miles

11.”US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles

12.Continue to follow “US287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles

13.Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow for 7.8 miles

14.Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5 miles

15.Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” – follow for 1.7 miles

16.Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1 miles

17.Arrive at the centre of town.

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Now that’s the fu#&ing way to Amarillo!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . . . .

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@constantino wrote:

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.

must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P

@fastcars wrote:

@mids f 58 wrote:

DEFF No sympathy from you …………

She talks… :shock: :shock: :shock:

yep, but who’s she talking too? :?

@fastcars wrote:

She’s getting weirder… :?

i agree… :roll:

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