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@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

WHY do all the good looking women live so far away :( :( :(

For thier own safety

:D :D :D :D

@ugo wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I didnt think u liked SLOWTRUCKS……. :-

yeah but this is class when ur sat behind the wheel of it :wink: :wink: :wink:

well i wouldnt know (yet) ugo :wink: :wink:

:) :) :) :)

well hello con :P xxx

@Cass wrote:

So far I’ve got 1 xmas pressie. Im doing well. :lol:

your doing better than me cass :oops: :oops:

@Cymorill wrote:

ive got that tory :wink: :lol:

i havnt, send me it now!!!!! :) :) :)

You will die at the age of 96

You will be killed by Mars aliens as they invade earth
(arent most of em from j/c aliens anyway?)

@ugo wrote:

A txt or two of a lovely funny funny chick up NE ( gave me a stitch i was laffin that hard ) must have a looked a reet nutter to anyone looking at me on the M6 pmslllllllll but was funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

lol ugo u are already a nutter btw glad u liked the jokes :wink: :wink:

happy 40th chast, hope you have a lovely day xxx

@Keyboard Gangsta wrote:

Well….some windup this turned out to be, it’s been about
a month and none of you fucker’s pm’d me [-X
ahhhhh well……back to my regular account now i guess.

Later’s :)

o ffs i wanted 2 join your gang!!! no really, i did!!

@Bat wrote:

@Claire 57 wrote:

HELLO, ty for the welcome, no idea what to say yet but I will be back.
p.s. only joined to complain about Tony Montana who we think is being a pervy imposter and stole my name, he seems to have gone quiet lately.

Hi Claire. Yes I,m afraid that is one of fat boy tony,s favourite little tricks.. pinching other users…

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victoria…. hayley…. n saskia,

someone who borrows u money n doesnt whinge 4 u too pay it back :wink:

@cath 55 wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Glad you enjoyed Sunny. Let us know what you’re having for tea. :lol:

B0ll0cks :twisted:

wot on 99% fat free crackers suns……….oooooooooo or maybe on toast???????? :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink:

boIIocks on toast, sunny???

@Cymorill wrote:

@metallica01 wrote:

i want paul daniels naked n covered wiv whipped cream but i cant wait till xmas i want him now!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

i knew it!! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol desi u r sleeping on the roof now :evil: :evil: :twisted:

i want james hetfield naked n covered wiv whipped cream but i cant wait till xmas i want him now!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

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The Saints Are Coming (with Green Day)

U2

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Superdome
It’s been the ruin
Of many a poor boy
And God I know I’m one

I cried to my daddy on the telephone, “how long now?”
“Until the clouds unroll and you come home,” the line went
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The Unforgiven , metallica!!!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Dum dee dum dee dum dee dum….

Dum dee dum dee doo doo.

Dum dee dum dee dum dee dum….. dum dee diddley doo.

Dum dee diddley dum dee diddley dum dee diddley doo……

Dum dee dum dee dum dee dum…. dum dee diddly doo.

Booom ba boom ba ba, bomm ba boom ba ba, boom ba ba ba booo …….etc etc.

“Durrr moi dearios – ooo…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Best thing to do with little dogs (and cats) is to send them round to any Korean neighbours you may have. They will find a good use for them I’m sure !!!

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