mids f 58

My mates Brother likes you !! Interested ??

:wink:

sustention

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, ‘That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Kathy?’

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘That is nice. What’s it called?’

‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy.

‘Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?’…[Read more]

That room will sleep at least 6 :)

Executive Lounge and Mercury BarThe Executive Lounge with cafe station is the perfect place to enjoy a light snack with friends or colleagues during the day. Alternatively, relax with a drink in the Mercury Bar where the popular resident pianist entertains two evenings a week.

Open:
Mercury BarDaily – 11:00…[Read more]

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Surreptitious

strenuous

I HAVE A PIC… BUT I CAN’T POST IT ON HERE….

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Headafib !!!

pmsl

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Pot kettle Black UGO!

you may like this :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nimV2mK8M4&mode=related&search=

What do old women and dog s**t have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

O:)

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRARUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive…[Read more]

@mids f 58 wrote:

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Sizes
10″ ?
9” – oh s**t, pain!
8″ ? no comment :D
7” – oh yes, yum!
6” – oh perfect!
5” – mmm ok!
4” – push more!
3” – is it in?
2” – idiot! Just use your tongue.

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its tooo rude to post ……………..

i’m bored !! :-#

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?”

She says, “What’s that?”

He says, “We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear.”

Directions
Please read all!

5.Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” – follow…[Read more]