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Pot kettle Black UGO!
you may like this :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nimV2mK8M4&mode=related&search=
What do old women and dog s**t have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
O:)
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.VIAGRARUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think “we go on”).DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows@mids f 58 wrote:
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Sizes
10″ ?
9” – oh s**t, pain!
8″ ? no comment :D
7” – oh yes, yum!
6” – oh perfect!
5” – mmm ok!
4” – push more!
3” – is it in?
2” – idiot! Just use your tongue.:wink:
its tooo rude to post ……………..
i’m bored !! :-#
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?”
She says, “What’s that?”
He says, “We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear.”
Directions
Please read all!1.Start at LondonHeathrowAirport.
2.Catch flighat from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport.
3.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport.
4.Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South” follow for 0.2 miles.
5.Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” – follow for0.3miles
6.Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North AirportExit” -follow for 2.9 miles
7.Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” – follow for 29.2miles
8.Then continue on “US287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles
9.”US287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7 miles
10.Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” – follow for 104.0 miles
11.”US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles
12.Continue to follow “US287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles
13.Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow for 7.8 miles
14.Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5 miles
15.Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” – follow for 1.7 miles
16.Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1 miles
17.Arrive at the centre of town.
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Now that’s the fu#&ing way to Amarillo!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . . . .
