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king_strongbow started the topic I don't think i'll see again… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 6 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic My Sweetheart is a Troll in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 6 months ago
I’m not very good at poems:
My sweetheart is a troll,
She’s clearly on the dole,
I love her as she has a beautiful hole,
The end…Thanks
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king_strongbow started the topic Why does the penis insert the vagina… in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 6 months ago
Our daughter was curious one day, the typical stuff, how are babies made! Babies are made when a mans penis (a cock) enters a woman’s vagina (a pussy), but mum last night you had daddy’s cock in your mouth, what is that for? That’s for jewellery darling…
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king_strongbow started the topic The lion, unprotected sex, and a umberella in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 6 months ago
My wife got pregnant, we have always used protection, so we went to see a doctor:
Me: Doctor my wife is pregnant, I have always used protection.
Doctor: I will tell you a little story. There once was a hunter, he had a rifle, one day he went out with his umbrella by mistake. A lion approached, he raised his umbrella and shot the lion dead.
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic You're 1 in a Million in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 6 months ago
the title – your 1 in a million – seems like someone who wud be like a celeb or ceo, something what is rare.
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king_strongbow started the topic You're 1 in a Million in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 6 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
I believe when I did this joke I was really drawing the line.
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king_strongbow started the topic We need protection… Lion King in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
I was dismayed, me and my partner, we never thought we could have a kid, we did everything to protect against having a child…
We visited our doctor, I said to him, how could this happen, we wore protection, I never fucked her once without putting on protection…
He said to me, I remember a story about a man, a hunter, he would go out each day…[Read more]
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king_strongbow replied to the topic So my son asked me why his big sister is called Teresa! in the forum Jokes and humourous links 7 years, 6 months ago
It’s anal m8, he loves anal x
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king_strongbow replied to the topic I won't lie to you… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 6 months ago
My baby girl, she did that drawing, I love her x
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king_strongbow started the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
Look at the importance:
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king_strongbow started the topic Wow Look At This in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
Look at the importance:
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king_strongbow started the topic I won't lie to you… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 7 years, 6 months ago
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king_strongbow started the topic I got a good filling today… in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
One extraction from the bottom back (right), and one filling, one more appointment to go until fully complete. A little tender now as the numbness is just fading, but overall pleased with all procedures.
On a side-note (a joke). I was at the dentists and I choked a bit, the dentist said I had the same gargle reflex as my wife, I laughed at the…[Read more]
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
Indeed JN, it could be used for a lot of fake things in the future. Hopefully it gets used for good, rather than bad. There have been cases in the past of doctored videos doing the rounds, I think there was one occasion when it was used against a German politician, and that was a few years ago, not even using this technology, so manipulation t…[Read more]
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
god i bet that tech will be used by corrupted people, they cud edit cctv evidence, and put some other person in the prison.
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king_strongbow started the topic Deepfakes – The good and the bad in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
This new technology is getting a lot of press attention at the moment, it’s like something out of Black Mirror. Reddit has their own sub-reddit dedicated to it (for now), though adult sites and social networks have a complete ban on it, and celebrities are not liking it one bit.
Basically through machine learning and a free app, you can pretty…[Read more]
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Happy 1st of February 2018 in the forum Getting serious 7 years, 6 months ago
Have you ever dated a Piscean Sassey? In my experience it doesn’t make for too good of a relationship (Pisces & Pisces), or could just be that those women were nutters
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic A Mod that Hides and abuses in PM in the forum Off topic chat 7 years, 6 months ago
idk what this is all about is it about, saying someone is a mod to someone else, but they are not really mods, but we have no clue if they use a mod member name or not?
if yes, where is the evidence of them being a mod or not a mod?
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JUSTNOTHING replied to the topic Gavin Scott aka "you have my stapler" in the forum Chat forum three boards 7 years, 6 months ago
if STAP has supposly said he has been bullied, dont STAP understand he bullys most if not all chatters every time he logs in, like other some other members do, so STAP saying he is being bullyed, tbh he should of not bully others for no good reason, like he has done to me and others, so we defend are self, but then get called a troll, even my…[Read more]
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