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my first xmas gift was a rattle king I don’t think my mum and dad liked me as there was still a snake attached
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no contest Manchester but I think adge cutler and the worzels would give the smiths or the stone roses a run for their money in a battle of the bands
shes over the road in the bushes watching my house
I’m sat alone in the dark like a church mouse
bought her a ring raided my bank
should have bought 10 beers and had a wank
I’m sat here in the dark broom cupboard under the stairs
now for part 5 over to sairs
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Pmed a women in forum 3
next thing I knew in a Travelodge in bangor on dee
said she was pregnant had to flee
now I’m hitchhiking on the a3
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hey king I stayed in a hotel in London ranked 1951 out of 2100 on tripadvisor total hole rats in the wall same duvets as my nans house in 1981 sure your getting the picture king. Then my tap wouldn’t work had to make a pot noodle with radiator water not good
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dont wipe your ass with a broken bottles mine mrq
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Me. do you think I should be worried about eating this genetically modified tomatoe?
Me. Hmmmm do you think I should be worried about eating this genetically modified tomatoe?
Tomatoe. No
King not saying I’m unlucky but I was born on Friday the 13th in a graveyard! Then on my way out the womb I smashed 6 mirrors not good eh
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Must be my lucky day guys just back from the 24 hour garage saw I big dumpster there fancied a rummage and ive found a Betamax video recorder! anyone had any good finds in bins at all?
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dunno if its any help sairs but my brother had a cb radio in 1987 my handle was flash Gordon btw I miss hearing the tales about a traffic woe on the a52 and lorry drivers love life storys
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