minim

oh erm..

i meant strap ons :D

What I want to know is.. why do cows try and mount other cows? Erm, its not like they have strops ons is it. And their udders must get in the way a tad.

I suspect his spicy sausage would be enough to satisfy me. :shock:

omg i nearly made myself barf then! :D

Erm… so let me get this right. Gazlan is a homophobic racist who considers a private messge from a woman a form of flirting no matter what the content.

Thats kind of creepy Gaz…..are you the kind of man who cannot handle rejection?

By the way, I am of a racial persuasion you dislike, and I am also a male homosexual who fancies the pants off…[Read more]

I’m having dancing lessons! :D

8)

*gives Gaz back his wooden spoons*

Yes, I have one… what time is your curfew?

@Pete wrote:

@minim wrote:

Well, I can make the earth move for the right person :D

You have a JCB ? :shock:

Not exactly…..but I know where I can lay my hands on one. :lol:

God knows I tried. 8)

When this thread gets to 100 pags… God will destroy it.

Maybe

Well, I can make the earth move for the right person :D

I’m pretty close.

*takes the wooden spoon off Gaz and thumps him with it*

=D> =D> =D>

That must be one of the most beautiful songs every written.

:)

Sex and pistols…. and anarchy

http://vodpod.com/watch/3336799-sex-pistols-anarchy-in-the-uk-august-1976

Saw this…..and after his sad demise, couldn’t resist posting the link

http://www.malcolmmclaren.com/

8)

The police dealings I have had have always been very positive. I have got nothing but praise for the way they handle very difficult situations. I suspect that negative dealings have more to do with the way people respond to them. I watched a programme the other day and a police officer had done someone for drink driving. He said he was always…[Read more]

You look sodding gorgeous bunny, congratulations to you both xxx

mims

@SusieQ wrote:

Always keep one hand in front of you pushing forward, and the other behind you . . covering your a rse at all times!

you mean.. walk like an egyptian?

dishonesty

Can you keep an eye on your goats Adeboje, I just found one wandering about in forum 3!

I can’t believe JC is 10 years old. Was thinking about the people that i’ve encountered since i’ve been coming here. Many of them I still speak to regularly and love to bits. I guess I have been lucky, there are not many people that I have known that haven’t…[Read more]