minim

Erm.. the person was dead. They just hadn’t been murdered. No petrol in their digestive system see.

@PD wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

all you men be carefull

some very dodgy girls on the internet

Can you publish a list of them? So I can steer clear. :wink:

With an avatar like that you should be wary of the men, not the women!! I have an urge to call you Ken now.

Dancing is dangerous. If you are going to dance I don’t think I can meet you. People really hurt themselves gyrating etc, and you should see what happens when poles get involved.

Wasn’t flash the saviour of the universe?

I can’t eat chinese without using chopsticks. How about tapas?

Aim

Fire

Miss

Damn

@Pete wrote:

@minim wrote:

@Pete wrote:

yeah but it aint likely to be physically dangerous for a man unless she’s a complete nut job

Thats the point though, it can be very damaging to men. Men can be vulnerable too and some men can be damaged beyond repair by female internet “nut jobs”.

the pizzas off then :lol:

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OK who said mine were falsies?

come on!!! own up!!!

ffs I knew there was a downside to being Bob!!!!!

damn.. it had all been going swimmingly up to that point.

pah

PAH I tells ya!!!!!

*sulks*

@sugarnspice wrote:

@minim wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A lot of the news recently has been about children and the internet, and as adults we like to think we wouldn’t be fooled, but it can happen to the best of us.

If I had only £1 for every time a female complained to me over the years about the ‘behaviour’ of some bloke she met via…

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@Pete wrote:

yeah but it aint likely to be physically dangerous for a man unless she’s a complete nut job

Thats the point though, it can be very damaging to men. Men can be vulnerable too and some men can be damaged beyond repair by female internet “nut jobs”.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

There will always be the relatively few people who manage to avoid detection for a while (and thus pass their CRB check) but when you think about it, there really isn’t another way of dealing with this issue.

It would be wrong to assume that anyone CRB checked is “safe”. I think it leads people into a false sense of…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Actually minim, i don’t totally agree with you here. I’m a governor of a primary school and i can tell you that absolutely EVERYONE in anyway connected with doing anything at all at the school HAS to be CRB checked before they are allowed to do it. This includes governors (who generally don’t come into contact directly with the…

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Nope don’t know it

But, in the papers today was a story about the police paying a fortune to a medium to help them solve a murder. The psychic led them a merry dance insisting that the person had been force fed petrol etc and even gave them a name of the murderer. But.. it was a complete hoax. The person hadn’t even been murdered!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A lot of the news recently has been about children and the internet, and as adults we like to think we wouldn’t be fooled, but it can happen to the best of us.

If I had only £1 for every time a female complained to me over the years about the ‘behaviour’ of some bloke she met via the internet………. !!!

Most…

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Are you rolling your eyes at me?

pah…. whatever happened to lessy wednesday!

@Pete wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

dont like pizza means you should have made moe of an effort and booked a table :roll:

doh silly me now you say it it makes sense :?

No, he was right the first time.. i don’t like pizza………they usually have cheese on them, and I don’t do dairy!

OK… so Watford have arranged for parents to be excluded from playgrounds and are hiring their own criminally checked people to supervise tots. They reckon its too dangerous to allow just anyone into playgrounds. So… we surmise from this that “everyone” is dangerous to children, including parents. *

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So.. erm…. Pizza is off then Pete?

Filth……..utter filth!!!!!

I am shocked.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:

Well I have to admit to being terrified when I met you kenty!

:wink:

On a more serious note……………………..

oh c rap, i don’t seem to be able to do serious!

I’ll try again later :D

Seriously………….I typed a few things that most people would have hung drawn and quartered me for without realising I was just joking! :lol: