minim

@Sword wrote:

@minim wrote:

Fat is a feminist issue.

Fat is fat and I laugh at those in denial.

Last time I went for a swim in de nial, i emptied it and caused a famine in Egypt.

Fat is a feminist issue.

Never quite sure what that is supposed to mean actually, but last time I was in rent-a-tent buying a new frock, I was asked if i’d stand on street corners selling edible magazines.

Are you both bored?

I am just chilling out with a cuppa having just walked 6 miles in glorious weather with a good mate, and spray painted my pretty metal garden chairs with white paint (they look lovely against the pink and red geraniums), and I am about to cook a curry for tea, and my kid is playing the Clair da Lune on the piano in the…[Read more]

Life is just one big learning curve.

@Sir Actor wrote:

@minim wrote:

Calling yourself Sir is a bit suspect though.

Hey…don’t start being nice to me. :roll:
You had your chance and blew it. :lol:

No chance of that ever happening.

Calling yourself Sir is a bit suspect though.

I would rather trust people until they caused me not to by their behaviour, than be suspicious of everyone from the outset.

Well I won’t be satisfied until the police have been called and there have been issues of threats to meet at the Spinaker Towers by at least 2 of them.

Bloody hell they’ve been in there over 48 hours. One of them should have been made to leave by now!

I would wink at this point, but I don’t have a point, and neither it seems do you.

If you knew the facts, you would be laughing too.

Oh yes, advice.

I remember now, you give excellent advice.

Stop multitasking, your insults are suffering!

You have bottle.

I’m so tough I can iron my ears while I’m being talked about!

should my ears still be burning?

Has mine arrived yet?

Must have been the milk of amnesia

You do realise that on this occasion, I am going to have to spill the beans…. but only cos it was sooooo funny.

That was quite funny though, I have to say. You could almost hear people gulp after I came in.