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@Sword wrote:

Happy birthday mims… oh how I remember being in my twenties.

you sweet talker you :P

@sharongooner wrote:

happy birthday to you
a little poem I’ll do
but if you think its shiiiiiiiiit
you can delete this one too

:lol:

many happy returns 8)

couldn’t help but chuckle, thanks sharon :) :D

oh go on Pats, be a little tinker. You never know it might raise a smile, and it can’t be worse than ones i posted in the Jokes thread.

Its funny how subjective humour is.

I personally like spontaneous humour, whether it be to do with the current situation or a play on words, something that is spur of the moment. Instant observational stuff. Most jokes I would groan at, hardly any make me belly laugh, and a few raise a wry smile. This book, I have to say, didn’t even elicit a…[Read more]

I could type some more examples from the book….. but i just lost the will to live.

Sunday worship

The rain falls
On hair slick and smooth.
Limbs
Defined by the dampness
And mud spattered.
Breath, fast and uneven
Hawk fast
Thrusting,
Moving with skill
Tense with effort
Bursting with restrained energy.
One last push, through parted legs
… and its in!
The stadium erupts to roars of pleasure,
One nil.

:D

I don’t have Sky, so I miss seeing most of the games i would want to watch. I have to trawl the internet to find results. When the most exciting games in the year are not on terrestrial TV you have to wonder.

I know I can go to a pub to watch, and I often go to the gym and watch there. It pishes me off though. It wasn’t that long ago all the…[Read more]

As Ruby said.. too many people were executed and then later cleared of the crime. You can never be 100 per cent sure that someone is guilty.

Many perpetrators of serious crimes kill themselves in prison, whether because they are made to suffer more than they can stand in there, or from guilt, who knows.

Not all states in the USA have the death…[Read more]

http://www.boringlinkposters.com/infantileclips/yawnsville/betyouallclickonthislinktoo/??

you should have driven round the lampost

Actor, i am glad to see you are also consistent in your ability to add eloquently and intelligently to a thread.

Good luck all those in the play offs.

I am a bit torn here, cos I kind of support Donny (for hysterical reasons). But I do hope that Leeds gets through if they can, just because docking points for a Club’s mistakes, punishes the players and the supporters unfairly. They have played brilliantly and consistently all season, and should have been…[Read more]

@Sword wrote:

Very interesting… 23 votes out of God knows how many people that post (up til now). It shows that no-one is interested in you Pauly. Interesting that you didn’t feel the need to include you or your little gang. Very self-obsessing poll… thats what it showed me anyway.

Erm… you have to reduce that figure considerably…[Read more]

I wanted to skew the figures so i rigged the poll.

And… i defend my right to delete my poems!!!!! Nobody should have to read them more than once. :D

*hugs wilms*

Gone, but not forgotten.

I thought poo humour was aimed at 8 year old boys.

festivals :D

Pete, have you tried… standing on one leg, turning round 3 times in an anticlockwise direction, throwing salt over your right shoulder, saying I believe in fairies in a very high pitched voice, and counting from 100 backwards as fast as you can before wishing?

Ouch Abitof.. ya daft bint falling on it !! God it must have hurt for you to pass out! Hope it starts to feel better soon.

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m in Brighton on holiday and doing very well, thanks for asking.

The sun only shines on the righteous. [gives Actor an umbrella]