minim

Nature played a better joke when she put men’s brains in their balls.

Disturbing and quite Round

You’re contemplative, thoughtful, and in tents
Taking time to figure out the meaning of life means one extra after dinner mint
Because you’re so introspective, you often paint yourself purple and tap dance on the table
No one can really understand how you are on the inside… and that disturbs them.

61% passionate 39 % compassionate

You are very passionate, especially when it comes to dust bunnies
In fact, it’s sometimes difficult for you to tell between fluff and dust
You jump in head first, and figure things out later… usually when the vacuum cleaner has broken down.

:shock:

Fish

Rapture

Moving on

You can’t stay here forever
It just isn’t possible
You have to move
One step in front of the other
Don’t dawdle!

If you don’t take that first step
You will never learn how it is done
Frozen with fear
On the edge of a life
You can’t see.

It takes real courage
To step into nothing
But the ground will harden
Under your feet
As each day…[Read more]

Love that one ruby :D

The look of concentration when it finally pees is hilarious.

@kevin wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCIKCJ1CmeU

The link doesn’t seem to work.

I don’t remember anything about childbirth, I was asleep.

Accidents will happen – Elvis Costello

Oh I just dont know where to begin
Though he says hell wait forever
Its now or never
But she keeps him hanging on
The silly champion
She says she cant go home
Without a chaperone

Accidents will happen
We only hit and run
He used to be your victim
Now youre not the only one

Accidents will happen
We only hit…[Read more]

Eddie the Eagle

Mansell vs Senna

George Best

I think I love you

I’m sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
Like all at once I wake up
From something that keeps knockin’ at my brain.
Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread:
“I think I love you!”

This morning
I woke up with this feeling
I didn’t know how to deal…[Read more]

And the pay off was disgusting… the guy should have been thrown out without a bean, but no, they hand him millions.

I smoked gitanes for a while, then camels…. was enough to take the skin off your whole respiratory system.

Happy birthday rubes… have a drink on me!

@toybulldog wrote:

shurrup rubes don’t make me pretend I don’t like ya.

you’re the only person on here who knows what paris ’68 really means

(passes a gitane – Freedom for Tooting !!)

How many decades did it take you to get your voice back?

prison camps

@toybulldog wrote:

It appears that the chromosome aspect is really quite important. Humans have 46 of them while chimps-aka-Presidents of the United States have 48.

Some justchat posters have been measured as having 47 but I don’t yet have the figures for Danish submarine commanders.

…..can’t really see this happening in any kind of social…

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the ultimate answer has no question