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  • #349261

    @*Sian wrote:

    Three years of a person’s life is spent on the toilet

    That time is inversely proportionate to the amount of shyte they talk.

    #349258

    Pete, you signature killed millions of fish and polluted the sea for hundreds of miles causing serious malformations in generations of sea life.

    #349248

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    did you know that the average human being has at least nine senses. apart from sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch you also have thermoception (the ability to sense heat or its absence of on your skin), equilibrioception (sense of balance), nociception (perception of pain) and proprioception (body awareness such as knowing where your foot is without looking at it). some neurologist claim that humans have 21 senses (looks like you might need to rename the ‘sixth’ sense)

    btw the brain has no pain receptors (weird)

    JC is full of commonmisconceptions.

    #341536

    No point watching the rest of the series then is there.

    #349593

    If more children took their parents to court, perhaps parents would take their responsibilities more seriously.

    In this case it seems the child had an argument with her stepmother, and it was after that the father refused her a once in a lifetime school trip (the internet connection was only a small part of it).

    To quote… the child came from a high conflict situation between two parents, and consequently she had her own attorney to protect her interests.

    Cr ap parenting in other words.

    #341534

    So, my housemate is a love em and leave em bad boy, with no need for mascara he really is that pretty. He has a sense of humour then.

    Perfect, though I had wanted a gay one.

    He will win of course.

    #349364

    They are pushing internet banking to the extent it is almost impossible to do your banking in any other way. How can they then penalise people if they are the victim of hackers and identity theft? It is surely up to the banks to ensure that their internet banking facilities are safe for us all to use. The onus should be on them, not on the consumer.

    They are all a load of to55ers anyway, the more money they can make out of joe public the better. I am thinking of taking all my money out of my bank account and converting it to strawberries and rice. I hear that there is a shortage of the latter, and the former are doing very well in the supermarkets right now for some reason.

    Failing that, I shall set myself up in business selling anti-identity theft packages on the beach with the help of a friendly local tattoo artist (we are going to tattoo on easily identifying marks which will show up on photos such as the word GUM or TARP on the forehead) or maybe selling pet pebbles with stuck on horns or angels wings for hen and stag parties.

    #341459

    I’ve changed my mind, I want to be 19 now.

    #341457

    So has number 17 gone in yet?

    #349203

    Remember what?

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