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Say this with a Jackie chan/bruce lee accent.

Great fun that way and actually makes sense for a change.

why would care? what colour my neighbour? what colour my favourite neighbour? what car colour? Buy colour driveway blue? Driveway in car? House driveway? you want fries wiv it? sore finger, love you long time.

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I for one is grateful that at least one chatter here has actually started up a thread that is relevant and means something and has value to every day life for the many of us who dont leave the house and watch jeremy kyle and loose women and put the blinds down and hides behind the sofa when the postman has the audacity to post things we probably…[Read more]

Well i have actually pondered and lost sleep over this very question.

For example my favourite colour is RED but i cant wear red cos whenever i do people just talk to my breasts and not my face IS IT ALL ABOUT MIZZY YET AGAIN????

sorry have no idea where that outburst came from. YEAH IT IS SUCK IT UP FUCKERS. Jesus sorry i do have undecided…[Read more]

6 surprising facts about ladybugs

• Technically, they’re lady beetles, not bugs. …
• They aren’t all red with black spots. …
• A ladybug may consume 5,000 aphids in its life. …
• Winter is the time for a ‘ladybug bacchanalia’ (and hibernation). …
• A ladybug’s spots warn potential predators. …
• The ‘lady’ part of their name is said to…

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Awww Thanks John Babe xxxx

PROBLEM SOLVED get a vinyl floor with a nice rug HAVE BOTH treat yourself   

Have you seen those brand new half carpet half wood rugs that fit any room? Mister Q maybe that would solve all your problems They come in ONE SIZE to fit all.

Maybe a nice stroll along the seaside may make you decide to put sand in your hallway.

Or paddling along the edge of the waves may make you decide to put a paddling pool in your fabulous…[Read more]

I only have carpet on the stairs and landing….don’t think I would ever go back to it in any of the other rooms…even the bedrooms have wooden flooring.

Go for tiles, vinyl (does anyone have vinyl in the hallway) or a wooden flooring then buy a steam cleaner…..you can pick up a decent one for £60 ish if you don’t want an expensive one….no…[Read more]

Well having both carpet and vinyl in my living room in the past, I am at the same dilemma, same crossroads and like you I am also perplexed as to which to choose.

I am considering ripping up my carpet and laying down floor tiles and just buying a rug.

Even cheap floor tiles can look good.

I had both in my old house.

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My life is so fantastic I feel so delighted

Did I say i’m great and made it highlighted

I feel so wanted and cared for

Yes i’m greedy and still want More

Today I will be going to the pub

To fill my face full of Grub xxxx

One is fine One is Dandy

One might have a half of shandy

Yes I feel so elated

One feels so and inflated

Just has steak and chips

In the pub and need a kips

Toodles xxxx  

Nope, still none the wiser.

Urm

Unless I am logged in there is no proof that any number is me.

Hugs keeps accusing me of all sorts yet has zero proof.

Yawn, snore 

Innit