Miss Minx

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

:shock: :shock:

For all you know I might look like Brad Pitt and have a body like an adonis. So there!

Having said that, I don’t (on either score – I look more like his brother Cess even with the beer goggles on!) but that’s beside the point! :lol:

Anyway, to clear up any confusion – I was talking about an…

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Now how can I put this…. :lol:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

HOW TO STUFF YOUR TURKEY AT CHRISTMAS:

<span style="color: darkblue]………. and finally, I hope that you all enjoy your Christmas to the full, and on Christmas day – you all stuff yourselves !!![/color”>

And stuff you aswell lol, merry xmas old fellow and festive greetings to all 8)

And with that,…

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Hope you returned it to Jane – she’ll be missing it!

Not after I’ve been experimenting with it she won’t :lol:

The mind boggles…. :shock:

I wouldn’t think about it too much if I was you :P

I think you might be right :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

The record-breaking jet-powered car in which Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond had a near-fatal crash in North Yorkshire has been put up for sale.

The owners of the 300mph Vampire jet dragster want to sell the car and make space in their workshop.

The eBay auction listing for the car describes it as “a little the worse for wear…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Unfortunately Ugo will not be here on xmas day, he’s currently working his way through the positions in Karma Sutra with his action men :shock:

Very Nice! :shock:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Hope you returned it to Jane – she’ll be missing it!

Not after I’ve been experimenting with it she won’t :lol:

The mind boggles…. :shock:

@chickenman wrote:

I’ll properly be here unless I decide to celebrate Christmas pagan styley and run around Epping forest naked with a goats head on :twisted:

Now that I would love to see :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I’m not entirely sure what it is but I don’t think I’m using it right. Wait a minute, I’ve got the wrong Secret Santa present – I’m not Jane (I don’t think so anyway)! That probably explains a lot… :lol:

How long did it take for you to figure that out? :shock: :

Long enough but thankfully…

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

name your stake!…

Mmmm that’s a toughie….. :?

@chickenman wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

*shouts* “get yer new christmas limited edition hairy smiles ! only 75p each !!!” “to the loverly blondie at the back, yours for 50p” :wink:

Am I the lovely blondie? :mrgreen:

If I am, I’ll have 10 smilies haha 8)

I bet you do :wink:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I’m not entirely sure what it is but I don’t think I’m using it right. Wait a minute, I’ve got the wrong Secret Santa present – I’m not Jane (I don’t think so anyway)! That probably explains a lot… :lol:

How long did it take for you to figure that out? :shock: :

@ForumHostCL wrote:

Nope never would not be a pretty site :)

Have you ever sneaked a look at your xmas pressie ?

Lol @ CL

@sharongooner wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs! chuckle thrice….

i too wondered the hidden depths in the orang utan..

thank fook ye answered shazza :)

hey minxy no one died yet with out of date toffe…………………………….

THUD !

Haha laughed when I read the ‘thud’ part :lol:

lol, made me chuckle too, bless our…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

*gets paste table out and sells smiles @ 50p each or 3 for a £1*

Ebay’s cheaper :lol:

you can get 5 for £1 :D

bet ugo’s got a van load, the smile might be slightly lop sided and missing a few teeth but hey they are a bargain :lol:

A bit like Ugo then :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

get some new material Bat, that paragraph you keep copying and pasting is well boring zzz :lol:

Copying and pasting????? I,ll have you know I sit here and type it all out every single time. I put a great deal of effort into that I,ll have you know…copying and pasting indeed. :wink:

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Actaully, I can reed and rite so their! I’ve just been playing with my new toy…

Looks like it as well :lol:

What’s your new toy, or shouldn’t I ask? :wink:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

…..dont be silly, he cant read :wink: :lol:

That might explain why he hasn’t responded :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

he does strike me as the sort of person who shouts in the street, you know, the sort you have to cross the road to avoid… :wink: :P

Ssshh pebbles he might be reading this :lol: