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@johnboy25 wrote:
:shock: :shock:
For all you know I might look like Brad Pitt and have a body like an adonis. So there!
Having said that, I don’t (on either score – I look more like his brother Cess even with the beer goggles on!) but that’s beside the point! :lol:
Anyway, to clear up any confusion – I was talking about an iphone. I take it that’s what you must have thought as well?
Ermm….Do you really want me to answer what I thought it was… :lol:
As for looking like Brad Pitt’s brother – I want some proof posted on here – a photo perhaps. :D
If you do look bad then all of Just Chat can laugh at you and cheer me up :wink: because I am coming down with a cold and I need a lift. :D
Now how can I put this…. :lol:
@anita Gofradump wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
HOW TO STUFF YOUR TURKEY AT CHRISTMAS:
<span style="color: darkblue]………. and finally, I hope that you all enjoy your Christmas to the full, and on Christmas day – you all stuff yourselves !!![/color”>
And stuff you aswell lol, merry xmas old fellow and festive greetings to all 8)
And with that, here’s a nice rendition of that good old classic, the 12 days of christmas…ALTOGETHER NOW!!!!!
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
An Afghan refugeeeeeee.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Government discs that are missing,
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three JC huns,
Two Government discs that are missing,
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four smelly turds,
Three JC huns,
Two Government discs that are missing,
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.[/color]On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five butt plugs that gave me a sore ringggggg,
Four smelly turds,
Three JC huns,
Two Government discs that are missing,
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six naked pics of Peter Beardsley
Five butt plugs that gave me a sore ringggggggg,
Four smelly turds,
Three JC huns,
Two Government discs that are missing,
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven DOA clones,
Six naked pics of Peter Beardsley
Five butt plugs that gave me a sore ringgggggggggg,
Four smelly turds,
Three JC huns,
Two Government discs that are missing
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Lesbian lapdancers
Seven DOA clones,
Six naked pics of Peter Beardsley
Five butt plugs that gave me a sore ringgggggggggg,
Four smelly turds,
Three JC huns,
Two Government discs that are missing,
And a Afghan refugeeeeeee.On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
some rope so i could fckin hang meself, bah humbug!:lol: :lol:
@johnboy25 wrote:
@Miss Minx wrote:
@johnboy25 wrote:
Hope you returned it to Jane – she’ll be missing it!
Not after I’ve been experimenting with it she won’t :lol:
The mind boggles…. :shock:
I wouldn’t think about it too much if I was you :P
I think you might be right :lol:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
The record-breaking jet-powered car in which Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond had a near-fatal crash in North Yorkshire has been put up for sale.
The owners of the 300mph Vampire jet dragster want to sell the car and make space in their workshop.
The eBay auction listing for the car describes it as “a little the worse for wear after its much-publicised excursion into the weeds”.
The closing date for bids on the vehicle in 0700GMT on 30 December.
Colin Fallows, the vehicle’s co-owner who hopes to raise between £5,000 and £10,000 from the sale, said he was sad to part with the vehicle.
Omg! They weren’t lying when they said you could find anything on ebay. :shock:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
Unfortunately Ugo will not be here on xmas day, he’s currently working his way through the positions in Karma Sutra with his action men :shock:
Very Nice! :shock:
@johnboy25 wrote:
Hope you returned it to Jane – she’ll be missing it!
Not after I’ve been experimenting with it she won’t :lol:
The mind boggles…. :shock:
@chickenman wrote:
I’ll properly be here unless I decide to celebrate Christmas pagan styley and run around Epping forest naked with a goats head on :twisted:
Now that I would love to see :lol:
@johnboy25 wrote:
@Miss Minx wrote:
@johnboy25 wrote:
I’m not entirely sure what it is but I don’t think I’m using it right. Wait a minute, I’ve got the wrong Secret Santa present – I’m not Jane (I don’t think so anyway)! That probably explains a lot… :lol:
How long did it take for you to figure that out? :shock: :
Long enough but thankfully not too late :lol:
Hope you returned it to Jane – she’ll be missing it! :wink:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
name your stake!…
Mmmm that’s a toughie….. :?
