mksutton79

IDIOT SIGHTING No.1
My daughter and I went to the McDonald’s checkout to pay our bill and I gave the clerk a £5 note.
Our total bill was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece.
She said, ‘You gave me too much money.’
I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.’
She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to re…[Read more]

come on all the lovely ladies of JC
Mr Orson is looking to take a lovely along to the sally army lunch club
see no expensed spared
So ladies if your intersted drop ya details here and Mr orson will get back to you no doubt lol

Just a light hearted thread please keep it friendly
The rules:
1. You can only answer Yes or No.
2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages or comments you and asks.
Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do. Please do not spoil the fun.
Copy and paste this into your notes,
delete my answers and type in your answers.…[Read more]

A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn’t oversleep.
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
The best vitamin for making friends….. B1.
The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.
One thing you can…[Read more]

Come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses…

FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
1. Peace of mind
2. Peace of heart
3. Peace of soul

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash grumbling
4. Squash selfishness

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
1. Lettuce be faithful
2. L…[Read more]