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Is it Christmas?

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you again?

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…………….and here you are again……!!!

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

on reading lambys antic’s on the roads or pavements lol and my pal goin thru her driving lessons.. she’s on her 14th driving instructor…. poor guy i feel for him…

there must be loads of stories…

im a smart ar5e i passed after 6 BSM driving lessons, 1 with my dad which ended up me getting out the car greeting and walking 12 miles home…!! 1 with my bro… best and most knowledgeable one..!! and passed 1 st time… although i did think i was goin to fail after i was asked questions by *Taylor the Failer* on the highway code. it was the humpback bridge, i thought id failed after reversing around the corner and ended up on the pavement, but for sum reason i stopped and started again..!! anyways… he showed me the humpback bridge picture, asked whats this, i said, me lyin on my bed with my bra off..!! lmfao.. well i laff’d and said nooooo a humpback bridge, then i was asked what would i do if i was appoarching an icecream van, i said slow down , jump out and buy 10 fags n bottle of ginger (juice)… then said noooooo.. slow down incase any young kids come running out..!!!

he said well Miss MJ… im pleased to say u’ve passed your driving test, but don’t throw anyway your highway code book… i was like I PASSED..!!! so that was me lol

anyway pass ur stories or horror stories…..

my m8 tooted the horn and waved like mad when she saw me while on a drivin lesson lol i shock my heid in horror lol

Can someone translate this message into English please? :roll:

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Here are my songs of the day/week/year…..
Morrissey’s new album will be released next spring, here are the song titles (I know how dearly you all love him).

1. “I Will See You In Far-off Places”
2. “Dear God Please Help Me”
3. “You Have Killed Me”
4. “The Youngest Was The Most Loved”
5. “In The Future When All’s Well”
6. “The Father Who Must Be Killed”
7. “Life Is A Pigsty”
8. “I’ll Never Be Anybody’s Hero Now”
9. “On The Streets I Ran”
10. “To Me You Are A Work Of Art”
11. “I Just Want To See The Boy Happy”
12. “At Last I Am Born”

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‘In The Future When All Is Well’

Unmixed new song from the forthcoming triumph that will be Morrissey’s next album.

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

That’s not a very nice thing to say to someone concerned about your well-being … :?

I apologise from the heart of my bottom…..

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

I see you are feeling a bit more cheerful Morrissey! :lol:

You Belligerent Bovine!!

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

A bit biased there Morrissey?

I don’t know what you mean !! :oops:

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Do they play The Smiths in Rosie’s?
If so, can I come?

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