Morticia

@Mart wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

Not once, but twice – so funny I had to share !

Programme: Without a Trace
No need to know the “story”, but the other day was watching this and one of the characters on it said something along the lines of: “we need to go and see Jack and Danny”.

LOL

Next: CSI: Miami
Just watching this and a suspect is called:…

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awwwww that is coooool !!!!!!!!!! 8)

Keeps Morty amused for hours !

@pikey wrote:

:lol: The tragic thing is, Robyn, he’s probably from Milton Keynes.

LOL

Yo Yo Yo Big Up to the Keynes Massiffff :shock:

Maybe it was the voddy that’s playing havoc with my hearing ???!!

Naaaah

*gulp*

Cheers :D

Cooeeee Beeker you miserable bar steward.
:D :D :D :D

8)

@Pedant64 wrote:

I’ve met loads from the net…it’s easy, just go to mutantdating.com

*Makes note of the interesting site*

Translation:-

@Darnell_Valentine wrote:

CALLIN ALL THA FYNEST FEMALES AND DIMEZ I GOT A NEW WEBSITE FA CHATIN

Hello there to all the beautiful women, I am pleased to announce that I have set up a fantastic new website where we can talk to each other.

MUSIC AND JUST CHILL
Splendid tunes and relaxing times.

U KNOW LADIES IF U LIKE TO CHAT PLEASE…

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Have you tried adjusting your monitor settings ?

They normally have different tint settings [ie, blue, red, green].

@Squeezy wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

All nutters in here please….. :twisted: :twisted:

Put on a straight jacket and pick a padded-cell-mate :D

*Wonders who the first nutters are going to be* :wink:

Oooh hope I’m not too late……………is there a bar there ?????? :D

Is there a bar???? :shock:

ffs…we’re mad, not…

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Stress sweet or as Tommy says, depression.

Some weeks I’m fine and others I just go off on one. St Johns Wort works [but you have to take it for a few weeks before it kicks in. [but don’t use it if you are on the pill, apparantley……].

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So many emoticons Giggles ! :lol: :lol:

@Giggles wrote:

inside my head is a scarey place Morty :shock: and yes I would :wink:

I’d probably enjoy it too :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: then I’ll recipricate………….. 8)

*must remember, number1 not number2…………* :shock:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I’ll live Mortylicious!

He will pay…oh yes…he will pay! I…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

On holiday for one and a half weeks :D …its a shame i have found out what i did today..its going to be spent alone. :roll:

awwww I’ve got next week off, come over to mine with a paint brush, a drill and some vouchers for Homebase and help me spruce up my grotty flat………….. :roll: :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Unless of course, he’s a very short guy………………. :D

LOL

Would you piss on me if I was on fire ???????? :shock: :?

LMFAO I can’t stop laffing at that !

Better make that a big box to stand on……………….. :?

LOL

yes, agree, egotistical is one of those words I would choose………. :roll:

Oooh I had to wear a firemans jacket today and I also see some fires in action.

I’m a firestarter………..twisted firestarter :twisted: :D

@Giggles wrote:

question is….

would they fit girls? :wink:

its a tossup for me :roll:

Not big enough for me………….also I’m gonna need a box to stand on to get them up that high………….. :?

Sorry Giggletastic not a chance !

I went out with a copper for a few years……..never again ! [-X

I love me firemen !