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Oh my fooooooking gawwwwdddd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The thing is, when I was reading this I was imagining how certain people at work would react – and my gawd was I LMFAO!

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I am soooo going to try some of those this week……………..!!

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You could always go as me…………….

Well when I say me, I mean Morty lol !

[and you drink as much vodka as ya like !]

Best get yaself to a costume shop pronto !

:D 8)

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@*Dawny* wrote:

aunty morty where can i get 1 of them repellant things, i dont mind the mice (livin in the countryside u expect them) is just my morbid fear of spiders i cant get used to, ffs they that big up ere they wear doc martin boots, an they scare the fluck outta me

I found this one especially for spiders. It works the same as the one I’ve got – but it’s just for spiders.

http://www.bullybeef.co.uk/banish_spiders.htm

If that don’t work then this site also sells air rifles……………….. 8)

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@poshy wrote:

Morty why don’t your cats go out???

Poor icckle hamsters you lot are so mean :wink: :lol: :lol:

Oh Poshy my cats are waaay tooooo posh to go out [they are Persians]. Breeder [ooh hark at me!] requests that her posh cats don’t go out. Although to be fair my two are a flaming big pansies and wouldn’t last five minutes without being run over/breaking neck jumping out of tree or stolen :roll: :D

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Yeah, you can’t use them if you have pet hamsters/rats/mice.

Nevermind Sunny, hamsters only live for a couple of years so you can get one after that !

See GB they work !! They make the mice bang their heads against the wall !

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Yeah, you’ve still got to pick it up and put it in the bin…………what if it was caught at night and you don’t see until the morning, that’s given it a good few hours of festering………………..

Not gooooood ewwwwwwwwww

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@geordiebird wrote:

sorry morty :oops:
i just think mice and rats are awful :x

But isn’t seeing a dead mice/rat just as bad ?? why not prevent them coming in to start off with ?

I hate spiders [much to the point where I hyperventilate and collapse in hysterics……….god really !], but I can’t stand dead spiders either – I dont why but they freak me out too.

Lol Griff, my cats are scardy putty tats and are a bit useless when it comes to catching things.

GG, my cats don’t go out so they don’t catch anything [although watching them jump at the window to catch the birdies is funny, especially when the birds have wisened up to the fact the cats can’t get to them.].

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Yep Griff, they are called Pest Repellents cost around £30 they emit a sonic waves that are supposed to annoy rodents/insects so they bugger off elsewhere. They don’t contain poison and are harmless to other pets. [oooh I could be a presenter on QVC lol !]. Anyhoo, I have one and it seems to work.

And above all, they don’t kill anything. [GB take note !].

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