Mrs Clean

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ohhhh they look weird eh….. lol @ Rubes…. ere we used to use smarties as make-up…must b a scottish thing eh lol…

lol @ TT how u egg ur smarties…. lol

Hula Hoops crisps… lol i still always put them on me finger tips and eat them…. my lass does tell me aff when oot in public doin it lol and Henzi tomato soup…. i…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

now now folks….. your being rather self-fish… i mean us smokers are accomadating your fine non-smokers people….

i am of the opintion children shouldnt be in or around pubs…. anyways..
all the big brewerys just cash in on the fact of single fathers/mothers takin the kids to play whilest they still get a pint….…

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@Gyps wrote:

This cracked me up!

http://www.chavscum.co.uk

Very amusing web site, apparently my chav child would be named Crystal Christina , OMG !

@ugo wrote:

????? :wink:

UGO ???? UGO WHO ??????

:lol:

@Bat wrote:

For me it,s gotta be Jerry Springer. He makes me pmsl I thinks he,s great. I never watch Trasha though. eewww :-…

Why ?

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i used to love smarties

well actually, i just used to love tipping the smarties out then hitting the smartie box in the middle so the top would pop out and go shooting accross the room..!

I bet you still do that ! :D

@*Dawny* wrote:

Hello all :D

Just a quicky, wanted to let you all know we had a wonderful day

Was lovely to finally meet my lovely dimply Pete, thanx pete, for everything xxx

Temps look fab, so glamorous, Thanx to you too xxx love you both to bits xxxx

I will post pics when I get back, but pete has some he may wanna post

Bye all, see you…

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@Morticia wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

…. Are there no black or white smarties, and yet there are brown ones ?

how did they come to exist ? mmmmmmmh :-k

Just for you !

http://www.smarties.co.uk/bw/bw.html

THANK YOU Morticia, this answer’s my question, I KNEW they had to exist somewhere :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

speak for yasel rainny,,many a night i have went out face painted thanks to a tube of smarties :) I use the green one for eyeshadow,the purple one for rouge,and the red one for me lippy,,often i highlight and use the yellow one right up to my eyebrows,,who come courtesy of the brown one !…

cheap n cheerful and saves a fortune on…

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@ukgori2006 wrote:

I am a gori who is living with a pathan. I am classed as a second wife though biwi number one has not accepted me. My partner is Muslim though he isn’t practicing. I have no religious belief even though i would sincerely love to have the comfort and fatalism which comes with a religious belief. I believe in Evolution and Science…

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I only glance at these sort of shows now and then, but I find Jeremy Kyle is more of a showman than anything, I’ve never really heard him give anyone any good advice, he just says “oh very brave lady” or bangs on about how his ballerina sister-in-law became anorexic, but again doesn’t really offer any sound advice. Trisha Goddard gets my vote,…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

“Never trust a man with a beard ”

Mrs Clean
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OR thin lips !

Or eyebrows that meet in the middle…

Never trust a man with a beard, thin lips, eyebrows that meet in the middle, and calls himself a reverend ! :lol:

or Nigel !!

LOL :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

“Never trust a man with a beard ”

Mrs Clean
:?

OR thin lips !

Or eyebrows that meet in the middle…

Never trust a man with a beard, thin lips, eyebrows that meet in the middle, and calls himself a reverend ! :lol:

“Never trust a man with a beard ”

Mrs Clean
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@Squeezy wrote:

Hmm…you might have a point there – I haven’t been for ages. Last time I got root canal work and could hardly talk or eat for a week afterwards. :(

I’ll make an appointment to go while I still get free treatment lol – it’s finding a dentist that’s the problem… :?

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……. sitting in the park in the sunshine :)

@Squeezy wrote:

I’m worried now – I have recurring dreams where my teeth are falling out, it’s so realistic that it’s scary, and such a relief when I wake up and check they are all still there…

I thought I’d look it up and find out if there is any meaning behind it, and the result I got was:

In the Greek culture, when you dream about loose,…

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@fastcars wrote:

Ive just been right through my house and cleaned all the knobs on all the doors. Kitchen, bathroom, bedrooms, living room etc. They can get quite sticky and grimey after a while cant they.
I reckon I got the cleanest knobs in JC… :mrgreen:

(unless u of course know different)

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@Gyps wrote:

Nice game, nice game…… :wink:

You don’t get nothing for a pair……… not in this game !!! :lol:

ooops sorry I mean Ive NEVER understood why people fuss so much about chocolate, sorry Im old and confused

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