Mrs Clean

I would jump on the Eurostar and take my children to Disney World in Paris. Actually, I feel a bit depressed thinking about dying, dunno why I replied to this post !

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

again !

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@Becky wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Becky wrote:

You know thats 1 thing i have never owned a Straw Donkey?!?!?! WHY everyong i know has been to Spain and so have i so WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????

Becky, you could always get yourself a kids pinata donkey from woolworths, you can stuff their bum’s with sweeties, smash their heads in, and…

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@Becky wrote:

You know thats 1 thing i have never owned a Straw Donkey?!?!?! WHY everyong i know has been to Spain and so have i so WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????

Becky, you could always get yourself a kids pinata donkey from woolworths, you can stuff their bum’s with sweeties, smash their heads in, and let yourself drown in a sea…[Read more]

@Magoo wrote:

STRAW DOGS
Stiff Little Fingers

All things are relative with cousins everywhere
Hard-nosed blue-eyed boys, intelligent and fair
You gotta pitch in for your kith and kin
Holding the line to save our skin
Pound for pound we’ll take the shilling
It takes a man to make a killing
Action men must sterling be
Fight for freedom but not for…

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@Becky wrote:

Beckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :lol:

Mrs Clean again 8)

:wink: LOL

Ugo? :D

@TADpole wrote:

Are you a dog made out of straw?

I thought you could only get straw donkeys?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO, amazing the amount of straw donkey’s you see at the airport coming back from Spain, along with those big sombrero hats LOL

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

She seems interested in the power of your weapon Kev. :wink:

its not a repeater

Few are at our age! :lol:

Does it fire blanks then?? :wink:

Ellie,

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY XXXXXXX

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

xxxxx

p.s. Are you still heterosexual????? ……….. shame !!!

@kevin wrote:

2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
i have just ordered an air rifle
no idea if its legal
i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
vermin aren’t they?

KILL EM ALL I SAY ! and when you have finished, pop to my house and kill all the seagulls that keep doing number 2’s on my washing :evil: :evil: :evil:

What’s wrong with being well spoken ?

@Magoo wrote:

What would you care? It’s only people that can’t get other jobs and are on minimum wages anyway. Oh and aren’t foreigners taking over all these jobs?

How did you get a City and Guilds out of interest? You can’t spell for shit and you come across as terribly thick. Do they give them to anyone nowadays?

Anyway why aren’t you out on a…

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Just one, nice clean and simple , just like me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posh West London accent me :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Tory Girl wrote:

LULLJT = luv you lots like jelly tots

You learn something new everyday!! :wink:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Hymmmmmm – Anytime is a good time for Michael (Wentorth Miller)

=P~ =P~

Id even consider kicking Pluty outta bed for him :wink:

I heard him being interviewed on Radio 1 long before I saw the TV programme and I just fell in love with his wonderfully deep/.gravel like sexy voice, but when I tuned in to…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i voted no-way…. aint the marryin kind…

When I don’t believe in a piece of paper to seal your love, commitment…

I mean to Love… Honour and OBEY…?? Aye rite…!!! sexists…!!

LOL Mary, when I got married I certainly made sure the word “obey” was taken out of the vows, feck that…

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@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

Well I’m in favour of the general idea of getting the country fitter and healthier. We should be encouraging people to eat healthier food and do more physical activity. In the long-term it’s better for them.

Absolutely agree and this is parental responsibility as far as children are concerned, but it should be integrated into…[Read more]

I’m all for parents taking responsibilty for what their children eat etc, but this taking of measurements and weighing concerns me. My daughter is 5, and she is above average height, she is well built as both my husband and I are tall. The last thing I want for my daughter is to be self-conscious or overly body conscious, its so damaging. I…[Read more]