[Mrs Clean]

@gyps wrote:

I’ve never…

Used my rampant rabbit in the middle lane of a motorway.

8)

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mrs Clean]

@crazy chick wrote:

awwwwww ((((((((((((((mrs clean))))))))))))) xoxoxox

ive never ………whipped anyone in my life :lol:

FANKS Crazy chick xxxxxx

[Mrs Clean]

@squeezy wrote:

I find a figure of 8 with the tongue in that area does the trick :lol: :lol:

Very nimble tongue squeezy LOL – I might try that , although humming at the same time might be difficult?

[Mrs Clean]

@james Belfast wrote:

1. Open wide

2. Brace yourself…

Humming while in the acts is supposed to be very good – Mr Clean enjoyed it, up until the point when I was humming the theme to Coronation Street that is LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mrs Clean]

@tiggy wrote:

Broken a bone… (Tho the fingers in the car door at the weekend came real close)… :roll:

Tiggy I shut 2 of my fingers in my car door on 24th January, I’m still having problems now, one of the nails is hanging off, I went to the doc’s today and he told me its infected so Im on anti-biotics now FFS, and it’s back in a bandage. The other finger isnt too bad. Glad to hear Im not the only clumsy muppet in the world !!!!

[Mrs Clean]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

i’ve never had a clean room…..

wanna earn some extra cash mrs clean :P

OK Tommy, but I draw the line at picking up soiled pants and porno mags :lol: :lol: :lol:

well that’s 80% of the mess you won’t pick up then..!!!

LMAO :lol:

[Mrs Clean]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

i’ve never had a clean room…..

wanna earn some extra cash mrs clean :P

OK Tommy, but I draw the line at picking up soiled pants and porno mags :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mrs Clean]

Ive never……….. had a vaginal birth………2 emergency c/sections

[Mrs Clean]

GRATEFUL

(for my youth, sanity and health)

[Mrs Clean]

@ugo wrote:

well excuse me lady`s ffs lol :lol:

Thank you Ugo, we may disagree, but you always respect me !

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