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Those twix bars can be devils you know…. NEVER trust a twix bar :D

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Me too retake…I never took to the James Bond thing… if I had to pick one out though I would probably pick Roger Moore… he has a nice eyebrow :D

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This is a difficult one isn’t it. I was still in short socks and navy blue knickers when I was 15…. don’t laugh its true! I was with an old school friend recently and we were laughing about it we were both so naive.

But looking back there were a few other girls in our class who were obviously sexually active, even though the age of consent was 16…. I suspect that’s the case even now in our schools… apart from the navy blue knickers that is :D

There will always be those who push the boundaries…. but I think 16 is about right.

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Otters dont like water melons :D

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Is it just in James Bond films there is truth serums? if not why don’t they use it!!!!

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A policeman saw a little girl walking along dragging a cucumber on a piece of string saying walkies “Nice dog you got there kid” said the kindly policeman stooping to pat the cucumber. The little girl gave him the purest scorn.
“That isnt” a dog its a cucumber!”
“Sorry said the embarrassed policeman and walked on.
As soon as the policeman had gone the little girl lent over and stroked the cucumber
“That fooled him didnt it Fido”

:D :D :D

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@sceptical guy wrote:

and when it all comes to an end,
and you know you’re round the bend
look back upon your only friend
and say
BYEEE

Scep…. did you know the saying around the bend referred to how asylums were built?…they had a long Drive leading to them which always had a bend in it so people could not see the goings on…. which were often… terrible :shock:

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ooer ain’t you all a clever lot….. well I think the sister did it… in the ballroom with the lead pipe :D

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@jen_jen wrote:

It wasn’t intended to be witty, it was an observation…never mind, I’m sure you amuse yourself.

BTW I’m not going anywhere, I bowed out of one thread, not the boards.

Too right you ain’t going anywhere jen…. I love your posts :D Its good to have different points of view here, how boring if we all agreed all the time… even worse if we felt intimidated and scared to air our views. :D

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I was never clever with words cosy….. no idea :D [/list]

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