[Mrs_Teapot]

@irish_lucy wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

anybody got any good uns,im sure we all know about the churcilll v lady astor ones,but id like some new ones
i.e my mate the other night in the pub
this nob is giving him lots of grief
my mate stays silent
nobrots giving it come on whats up with you wheres my comeback?
my mate said if you want my come back
why dont you go and wipe it off your wifes chin

epic.

Can somebody transalate this please as i dont speak idiot.

:P

I would Lucy… but the put down line is rude so I couldn’t possibly :D :D :D

[Mrs_Teapot]

@minim wrote:

That I haven’t really been a part of this internet malarky for a very very long time.

I’ve just kind of dipped in and out. Haven’t really have any true connections with anyone for ages, just the odd couple of people who I will always care about. I keep everyone at arms length and don’t try to get to know anyone new. That isn’t what this should be about!

Been a harrowing last year, but I cannot tread water any more, I need to get on with life, it is far too short to do anything else.

So, fair thee well, and love and hugs to all those who considered me a friend xxxxx

I suppose everyone uses JC for different reasons minim… I dont come here to make connections, Im here just to pass the time especially in the evenings between backgammon games or when Im also watching TV, have to say though I have often said OK Im not coming here anymore, but I always find my way back :D Im way too nosey not to sneek a peak at whats going on :D I dont know you minim but I wish you well… maybe just take a break :? works for me :D

[Mrs_Teapot]

I agree anc… no point rushing home too soon but get well soon snugzz and chin up Tin Tin

[Mrs_Teapot]

Well done Jamaica 1,2,3…. yay :D

I cant believe the GB success … So far….

25 gold

13 silver

13 bronze

Awesome :D

[Mrs_Teapot]

Gets high breathing in the fog :D

[Mrs_Teapot]

@panda12 wrote:

The Showdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfHyDCcTGQ

Lol well I prefer that to the poem you deleted in which you referred to me as an old coot :shock:

:D :D :D

[Mrs_Teapot]

I dont think tinks is taking this seriously…. murderer!

[Mrs_Teapot]

Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(

My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching

[Mrs_Teapot]

Im in intensive care

[Mrs_Teapot]

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her over his lap and starts kissing her 6 toes :shock: ……i vomitted in the birdbath, stirred it around and then left ……..i forgot to shoot her :oops:

Lol, that is such a bizzare image. A bush tip toeing around a garden, stopping, looking around and then tip toeing on again, lol.

And as for the bird with the gangly looking orange legs, well she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself – she really ought to get that gate fixed – it could have given you away. :D

Hangs head in shame…. what can I say? He was one cool dude :?

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