[Mrs_Teapot]

Searing wrote:

Only the female of the species, would carry around keys, that they have no clue what they are for, what you think, your just going to randomly walk around and try doors one day???

Actually you never know when those keys might come in handy :-s

Teapot

[Mrs_Teapot]

@searing wrote:

Goes to prove, you lot carry a load of junk in your bags, ya dont need, dont use and wouldnt know was there, until you do this exercise.

I use everything, well not the crumbs

:D :D

[Mrs_Teapot]

@yourchoice wrote:

My plastic :shock:

See its so easy for men! its we women have to plan for every eventuality

:? :?

[Mrs_Teapot]

@ironduke wrote:

A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with a prostitute for a couple of hours. He really had no clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says, “Do you know what I want?” He looks at her and says, “No.” Then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and says, “Do you know what I want?” And he says, “No.” Then she really sprawls out on the bed, spreads her legs and says, “Now do you know what I want?” The guy says, “Yeah, you want the whole damn bed to yourself!”

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Reminds me talking of naughty ladies… my son went to Amsterdam on a stag night, the group obviously ended up in the red light district, all the lads were dressed up in fancy dress,,, the groom was dressed as a french maid. My son bless him paid one of the ladies to relinquish her window and locked the groom in it for half an hour… apparently he got lots of offers as men viewed
Teapot :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mrs_Teapot]

@sugarnspice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@sugarnspice wrote:

a notepad with, amongst other things, a drawing of my kitchen , a list of flight details and the costings for mule hire in the Atlas mountains

Was that a test to see who was still reading? :shock:

:D no , but I didn’t think anyone would really persevere to the end . Well done jen !

I saw it too Sugarnspice, I just assumed you were going on holiday. I’m soooo gullible!

Teapot :? :? :?

[Mrs_Teapot]

@gazlan wrote:

:lol: Mrs Teapot, you are a tinker lol

Being in a relationship, i would hope that whoever a person chose to meet , their partner would be fully aware. If they wern’t, then it is plainly asking for trouble.

I’ll settle for half then, just keep it quiet. :wink:

Gaz I did say hypothetical!

Teapot

[Mrs_Teapot]

@yourchoice wrote:

Of course its hypothetical Mrs T :wink:

Id call their bluff most people like that are cowards and full of the brown stuff.

lol tis hypothetical

Teapot

[Mrs_Teapot]

@jen_jen wrote:

Yep you looked up the right thing and having dyscalculia, numbers make me think blindess as in number blind :oops:

Ah yes I get it… I need to think outside the box… derrrr

[Mrs_Teapot]

@jen_jen wrote:

Blindness (links back to the dyscalculia)

Did I look up the wrong thing?

“Dyscalculia or math disability is a specific learning disability or difficulty involving innate difficulty in learning or comprehending mathematics”

[Mrs_Teapot]

:D Had to look it up

Numbers

Teapot

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