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@rusty trawler wrote:

Dear Mrs Teapot

Whilst the idea of engaging in a torrid affair with a gangster’s moll is initially very appealing, I’m a veritable coward.

My man servant is no match for the Mr Teapot’s motley gang, and quite frankly I don’t think I’ll be able to secure his services for much longer; the tenor of my recent correspondences seemed to have inspired him to think that it is high time he acquired a wife.

So I’m afraid I must admire you from afar. Our love must remain the love that dare not speak its name. I know the idea of our lips never meeting will almost be a burden to heavy to bear but you must hold fast and nurture a stoic outlook. It wasn’t to be and that, I’m afraid, is that.

Yours sincerely from a safe distance,

Rusty Trawler,

P.S: any chance of a bit of trifle?

Make your own trifle… sniff sniff….gutted

:D :D :D

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Yes she is on TV occasionally and has been in the news recently

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feels ill :-…

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Cyber Valentines thread :D

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@jen_jen wrote:

Dear Mr Teapot,

I do hope that you will keep this correspondence private and I will be brief (there’s a first time for everything!). Could you please let Mr Trawler believe that you’re after him for a little while longer? It won’t take much longer for me to entice him into my cabin and I have such delights planned for him.

Your assistance in this matter would be very much appreciated and I will of course repay it in full. I make a mean spag bol, just-a like-a mamma used to make-a.

Please pass my fondest regards to your lovely wife.

Yours,
Jen

Dear Miss Jen Jen

Let it never be said that I am a hard hearted man. This Mr Trawler deserves to be your number 18! I shall endeavour to facilitate his speedy entrapment.. oops sorry I meant romantic liaison

I must say though that Valentine ’s Day is not my favourite day of the year as it holds unpleasant memories from my old Chicago days and a certain Mr Capone… but I digress that’s another story.

Let your Cupids arrows fly Miss jen jen, your secret is safe with me…. I was always a sucker for a good spag bol just-a like-a mama used to make-a…..not that Mrs teapot can’t cook you understand, she can cook…. a bit. :oops:

Yous understandingly and Tanti Saluti da Corleone!

Don Corleone Teapot xx

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Dear Mr Trawler & Miss jenjen

It’s a well known fact that when a Yorkshire man is annoyed, their response is typically a tut followed by: “…I’m gonna write a letter.” This is that letter!

It has shocked me to the core that you dare to draw attention to my clandestine pursuits, and what business it of yours how I make my money? If it were not for my lovely wife’s appeals for restraint I would definitely take this matter further!

Here in Yorkshire, we know that life is difficult enough without some “testa di cazzo” (clean translation: pain in the ass) giving you a hard time, telling you what to do, or getting in your way!

On this occasion consider yourselves very lucky not to be receiving a visit from “the boys” however I trust this will not be necessary. But be warned I am not a manto be trifled with! (BTW my wife makes a lovely trifle)

Thank you and Tanti Saluti da Corleone!

Mr Corleone Teapot

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