MzB

Beatles

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The only safe vehicle has no doors.

… or a nut holding the steering wheel …

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1) Caring
2) Trusting ( Perhaps too much at times)
3) Loving
4)Trustworthy
5) Good Friend

What a guy …. smoke him a kipper, he’ll be back for Breakfast ….

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If road accidents happen at lower speed the consequences are normally less serious. You can’t equate a car park bump to high-speed loss of control on a bend.

What I was getting at though …. is that there are more low speed accidents and shunts occur than high speed ones. High speed ones are obviously more destructive but are in the minority…[Read more]

The most common type of accidents are maneuvering and parking type accidents along with low speed shunts like hitting the car in front at junctions when you thought he/she had gone, etc. All are low speed and many don’t get reported. High speed accidents are in the minority and a lot of those involve TWOC, drink/drugs and tiredness. Driving at too…[Read more]

Apart from driving dangerously and carelessly, more accidents are caused by low speed being the factor as the driver is less alert. This has been proved but of course, they can’t can’t drain as much money from the motorist as they can from speeding.
I travel in Germany regularly, where motorways are unrestricted …. far less accidents there than here.

:x

Coming out of the dentist with a six month reprieve.

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Ricky Tomlinson

:D

Would you call nuclear submarines …. fission ships ?

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The answer, my friend …. is blowin’ in the wind ….

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Well, Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Cokey” died (age 83) almost 13 years ago and they still haven’t buried him. They put his left leg in, and they’ve been having trouble ever since.

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Morph and Chas aren’t too pleased

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Twirls

No. I think he has only been voted in to smooth over the terrorism cracks …. “Look, look, we have a coloured President, go easy on us …..

:x

We made a similar mistake when we put a woman in charge …. so …..

Did you like Maggie Thatcher?

Tinkerbell beat me to the Royal Family question …… was going to answer …. Royal Family, my ar~e.

Waves

I prefer ….

There was a man from Dundee
Who was stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said “No, not really”
It can do it again if it likes

Apparently poetry doesn’t have to rhyme

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Oh yeah i forgot Marmite and blue cheese, personally i’d sooner eat the shyte of a small dog than eat either

The white stuff is hard to find these days …… but it was good as Hopscotch chalk in the playground …. we got the first year kids to draw the squares.

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Turkey is available all year round anyway, so it’s not all that special anymore. Shops are only shut for a couple of days, so no need to do that big Christmas shop that used to be necessary a few years ago.

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Ausgezeichnet

:D

Sounds good … Persimmon build houses around here, make me wonder what they use for cement now.

How about Bacon, Cheese and Marmite (not that Vegemite rubbish) on toasted bread.

=P~

Wind.

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