nismo

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

Oppps sorry hun i’m sorry don’t leave marks this time :wink:

Soulie I find if you stop looking they come along quicker – hang in there fella

@Soulie wrote:

not got my local in, though saying that, i have 7 different locals

Hahaha my ‘local’ is about 20 miles away – I hate the pubs in my village unless you’d like a knifing with your pint LOL :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

no more pretending to be asleep for you :P

HAHAHA no chance with rainey around anyways :wink:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@nismo wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I am a hard worker, i’d expect the same standards to be honest.

damn so close yet so far LOL :lol:

There’s always another lifetime my sweetness.

Or I can start working hard hehehe :lol: would be worth it

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I am a hard worker, i’d expect the same standards to be honest.

damn so close yet so far LOL :lol:

Yup a right ornithologst me :wink:

Super glue is good for fixing cuts as thats what it was designed for in the first place to patch soliders up in the vietnam war on the front line – i always use it rather than plasters :idea:

Hooters rule!!!!!!! :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

@dizzyer blonde wrote:

sum1 to thought of me 1ce in a while

they should be thinking of you all the time

Agreed – you should be on thier mind first thing when you wake up and the last thing at night and loadsa times in between :D

@Soulie wrote:

i am an expert of pretending to be a sleep :) works a treat, though can never get away with it while at work

no too get away with it at work you need a big bunch of paper and just walk about that way you look busy or if like me you have an apprentice you can make them do the work while you have a cuppa and a sit down

I’ve learnt today already that if you pretend to be asleep you won’t get asked to help carry th old washing machine outside and bring the new one in hehehe :lol: sounds like too much hard work on a sunday :P

I feel I have found my ideal partner I just gotta hope she feels the same instead of thinking I’m a looney LOL :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Oh you just knew! :roll: :lol:

I was going to say you absolute sad b*stard. But seeing as i have no money right now, i need something to take my weekends up.

*glares at the mountain of empty beer cans*

have you not chucked my stella cans away yet LMAO :lol:

poor guy you would just cry LOL

@*Sian* wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Erm, yes and no. :lol: :oops:

I don’t really know :?

Not yet!

Awww well if it is yes then it’s nice to see some happy news on here again.

I know it would make me happy :oops: :D

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

[-( [-(

He is only new! Let the poor thing settle in, 100 posts then you can all heckle him ok?

thats ever so sweet of you letting me settle in but you can’t force me to 100 posts :P LOL ner ner ner

@dizzyer blonde wrote:

:shock: the bank card lol what else :roll:

excatly i didn;t wanna say incase you turned it into something rude LOL :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Erm, yes and no. :lol: :oops:

I don’t really know :?

Not yet!

Well…hurry up and decide, then let us all know…we’re on the edge of our seats…. :wink: :D

errrm hold on don;t I have a say in all this LOL :lol: maybe we are taking it all slowly :)

@dizzyer blonde wrote:

:shock: use your plastic lol

Shusssh she hasn’t found my plastic yet LOL :lol:

500 :shock: now you said your rates were very resonable LOL