OMalleyTheAlleyCat

@Bemused Bystander wrote:

Sad, sad, sad.

I couldn’t agree more. It is sad that he feels the need to do such things.

@rogue trader wrote:

when you say any further questions,do you mean about anything in life if so,why don’t you start an agony aunt kinda thing
dear host
my girlfriends nicked my telly,i cant get it back because I have a restraining order not go go within a mile
idont mind that as such
but she keeps ringing me up taunting me putting the telly on…

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@rogue trader wrote:

its them coffins in the dark mal,i try to blitz the barstards but?

Coffins? I think we might be playing different versions. Yep, I’ve just checked.. mine is “Plants v Zombies No Coffins Edition”.

This is my new invention.. for those times when people get a bit too yappy.

Patent pending.

@Trapper wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@Trapper wrote:

so I aint welcome then…fair enough :(

Hmmm, I may have been a little hasty. I suppose I could allow a handful of blokes in there – primarily to make me look good. To apply, please answer the following..

Are you :
Funny
Good looking
Rich
Interesting

If you can honestly answer ‘yes’ to…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

FFS Cosy you using nick names again??

Are you calling O’Malley – David Dickinson

Behold, he hast spoken in his jealousy and fury for he is cheap as chips

@rogue trader wrote:

I just been thinking mally
lets all get a mally smart card,plug it in the telly then we can all watch what you are watching
I do a similar thing to ballstars music system
getting a bit sick of dancing queen tho

Not sure that’s a good idea.. I’m a bit of a flicker.. and I change channels a lot too (it’s that boredom thing again…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

you forgot well hung :wink:

Or… maybe I didn’t forget and am just supremely confident that there won’t be any competition in that department.
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:P :P

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

No, ya right, I just forgot

:(

OF course, even if I hadn’t forgotten, I still wouldn’t have mentioned…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

mal,ty for your prompt reply,i voraciously read your reply,i ravished it
but one thing stood out prominently in your post(oo er missus)
and that was you play plants v zombies?
so while ive got your attention,which is getting rather difficult these days due to your new found stardom
have you got any tips/cheats to get out of…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

or via JC pm’s.

You lost my numba!!! [-X :( :(

Aww I haven’t lost your numba!! I’m just temporarily unable to remember it. I’m pretty sure you’re in the top 10 tho. :D Ohhh your phone numba! I don’t use phones any more, just telepathy :)

xxx

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

you forgot well hung :wink:

Or… maybe I didn’t forget and am just supremely confident that there won’t be any competition in that department.

No, ya right, I just forgot.

@Trapper wrote:

so I aint welcome then…fair enough :(

Hmmm, I may have been a little hasty. I suppose I could allow a handful of blokes in there – primarily to make me look good. To apply, please answer the following..

Are you :
Funny
Good looking
Rich
Interesting

If you can honestly answer ‘yes’ to more than one of the above, then I’m…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

yah mal lad,you betted me I couldn’t do a thread about you
yeh?
well whats this then? you owe me a tenner
sorry fellow boardsters,i just want to make it lets ask mal qna
ask him anything you want,but hey mal you have to be honest yeh?
I think I will ask first seeing its my thread
ok mal you once said you were leaving…

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@rogue trader wrote:

omalley rehearses for the Newcastle meet

http://bobofindia.com/img/2010/11/tumblr_lb01o6tn481qe0eclo1_r8_5001.gif

Like I’d knock! :P

@Trapper wrote:

I’m old enough to have a house never mind a bloody room

Well.. to be honest Trapper, me too – but I didn’t wanna ask for one, cos ‘chat house’ sounds a lot like ‘cathouse’ and that could attract the kind of people I really wouldn’t want frequenting my place (i.e. blokes).

@Amelia wrote:

If you install a choccy button dispenser I’d consider letting you invite me. (proper chocolate mind…none of this fancy pants moggy stuff that looks like something another cat’s yackked up)

There’s chocolate other than the ‘fancy pants moggy stuff that looks like something another cat’s yacked up’ ? I find it hard to believe…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

why don’t you,get your self your own site,think about all the coin in it

Well, see, I’m currently in the process of trying to remove as many fingers (claws?) from as many pies as I can, cos the older I get, the less I wanna do. I know I could pretty much ‘set it and forget it’ – but that’s no way to run a site now is it….

@Gemma1969 wrote:

Am only coming in if the bar has a steady supply of chilled bubbles Bees!!!

xxxx

Wow Gemma.. we have sooo much in common! I love chasing bubbles too!! But.. erm… why do they have to be chilled? Does it make them slower.. easier to catch? We could go the whole hog and just freeze them. It would mean the bubble machine…[Read more]

@Amelia wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Satsumas are orange
And so are pumpkins (I love pumpkins, so jolly, don’t you think? Although you can get green and brown ones too but I think they tend to be squashes more than pumpkins….)
Polos are white
Gingerbread men are brown (ish…well sort of a ginger colour really….I’ve got a bit of a…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Awww… Cosy gets his own song! I want mi own song!

(me singing it to you of course) :wink:

Awww Kenty! Thank you, you sweet talker (singer)! I thought it was gonna be something like “How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away” – so I’m dead chuffed now! :D xxxx