orson kart

why you going all benny hill/sid james double entendres  reason? that died out in the 70s

aah stfu mithering doris you auld b!tch,what do you want for free,at least you can still come in after saturday,and i cant and its my birthday sunday,how the fck do you think i feel? i hate ppl like you always moaning and whinging if you dont like it fck off,at least youve got a choice

me i tell you how i feel yeh? like a condemned innocent man…[Read more]

oh if only you knew what the real problem is?

sorry youve just joined as im leaving  krissy so hi and bye,but hey im sure you will have lots of ppl to chat to ,most in here are alright,yes im leaving i could tell you the nasty ppl to avoid,after all all what have i got to lose,its not like a ban is gonna bother me is it? but im not built like that,im sure you will sort the wheat from the…[Read more]

no you carry on angel,be my guest all im saying is a lot of people in here havent the attention span now to read half a book,they used to till tint appeared I have contributed to this thread many times,but I dont go all war and peace about it….,.no I like to think im more succint

as quick easy and get to the point

a bit like,no lets not go there.

i think it was our jamie what warned us about kung yo po about 7 years ago,and we all dissed her

i didnt tho i hope that fat little barstard daddys boy gets overthrown

and he will if he carries on his nonsensical  rubbish

anyway im not arsed  if theres a nuclear war,theres to many eejits knocking about

the world needs thinning out.

oh btw ive got a cupla bottles of 250,ooo sun cream factor if anybodys interested.

not to worried aboot the n.k situation even if they have a functional warhead they are years away from having a working launch system.

the auld fart lol bye

I only come in to wind scep up

oh psst dont try this at home not everybody can get allowed with slagging guides off ive been banned more than a wind socket so tread carefully,always walk softly but carry a big stick as frankie said

but hey dont let admin or hosts or mods bully you,there only in it for the money and the prestige yeh

please dont try to imitate me,you will get…[Read more]

knit one purl one rudy nobody gives a shit about being banned anymore just wear it like a badge of honour at least you are recognised si bans me every day,i just laugh at him tuck him under his duvet and say to him cya tomoz cock.

is that you tinks on that pic? YOUR looking well in fact id put on a song you wear it well by rod stewart for the ppl who may not no my mate tinks

shes like double sorted,course shes got her issues havent we all but i got to say shes a oh ffs cant spell this a colossal woman xx hey t do you remember 10 years ago when i worked at asda and i was…[Read more]

ive viewed all your responses but im only replying to arcy babes cos shes dead fit and you lads arent,yeh sort of warming to it ,but i dunno?

like some guest comes in hi cosy

im like who the fck are you?

“oh im guest 646″ ” oh right are you ok well my mam told me never to talk to strangers or newbs so fck off out of my face I only talk to regs ok.

lol im warming to our doris or dozzer as i call him,sorry her

im feeling similar trait things xx

hmm good shout tinks.. but be aware with using bleach or any other repellents if you have a dog

anyway im offnbefore the google queen returns

boy does she know her onions

has anybody on here had sex with another reg? if so who?

you dont have to answer if you dont want to.

but 1,was it any good?

and 2 for all their huster and bluster,im this im that,did they actually equate their chat parallel to performance in bed or sofa or kitchen floor etc.

w

ell hes not that clever tbhnthinks he is big words and all that shit

but bless hes just an ol retired schoolteacher

he reminds me of mr chips