Oss

Sleepy :?

Is there a chance of a coffee please :roll:

She wants my body and not my mind for a change :roll:

Last night, me sack was getting a bit full

When was the last time you used a sex toy?

What you want to change my oil Rainny darlin :wink:

Now thats better :lol:

A few days ago – got a good deal on aload of Oakley clothes. 500 quids worth for 200 and all from an Official Oakley shop.

When was the last time someone did something nice for you?

Thought you wasn’t hungry :wink:

grabs knife – right this is skin, then there is muscle slicing abit more there is some fat and grissle.

Look wouldn’t ya rather sh@g me instead of having me carve myself up :shock:

How can i argue with that :- :D/

Don’t do sick, to much of a workaholic for that.

When was the last time you lied?

No they are on the floor, you should know – you made me take them off :wink:

What time is this place open at – wheres the friggin bar staff, brushes through the empty bottles and grabs the voddie.

*exits the bar with the last of the Voddie. :lol:

Oh thats a pity, and i even got me naughty lil apron on :D/

What ya want me to empty me pockets :shock:

Bugger i forgot to bring the Beef #-o

It’ll have to be the nose, i aint got ear hair YET :shock:

grabs the tweezers and starts pulling her short and curly’s out :twisted:

Just a rub :roll:

8 months ago and i was 34

When did you last say you liked someone and meant it? :)

The person above me forgot the rules of the thread

The person below me won’t, and has bad BO :?