Oss

Well i would have if i didn’t have to clean you dirty swamped thongs :evil:

Yeah but – i would of prefered Offensive Oss and his trundgeon :lol:

Mmmmm dirty bleach, thats reminds me of a story ……………………..

but i aint got tme to tell ya :lol:

But i am 34 then i will be 35 when is my ife my own

(take from a film many eons ago, ask mother she will know what the film is, all she ever did when i was growing up was sit in front of the telly and whip me when she wanted me to do things)

Slam

I appeared in my local paper – they called me flasher mac, i wouldn’t mind but my name aint mac :(

Only joking by the way yeah – so no one go grassing me up to the local fuzz :roll:

@mystery_girl wrote:

stuff

What as in you got stuffed :shock:

Thats never been done to me before :shock:

@PATS wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Yeah but his Jehova wife is coming to give you a lecture on trying to steal other womens men, and she looks like the antichrist of the elephant world :lol:

thats okay.i’ll just tell her u want to wear a cream mac carry a briefcase and go around on wet sunday mornings knockin people up an tyryin to push pamphlets thro thier…

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Where is that air rifle of mine so i can shoot you in the butt :lol:

Yeah but his Jehova wife is coming to give you a lecture on trying to steal other womens men, and she looks like the antichrist of the elephant world :lol:

I agree with Souness, He might want to stick it to the Magpies :lol:

I don’t see no one flocking to your thread :roll:

apart from me gloating of course :lol:

What just cos i told the jehova witness man that you fancied him :roll:

Faster faster woman

Theres only one way i know how to keep me quiet :roll:

Give me some – you owe me after all these years mother.

Whilst all the kids got addidas trainers you just kept buying me the boxes and said i would grow into them :evil:

Me never :roll:

The person below me wants me :lol:

You better be running woman

-9 #-o

I got 4 now soulie *blows a raspberry at soulie* :lol: