Oss

FFs the ugly bus turned up again and took that fit bird that i pulled last night :?

I don’t get laid, i make love. Far to long ago, though i will be changing that on leave :lol:

When was the last time you got spanked?

Shut it TT

ello Luckster darlin, fancy a snog :lol:

Not to bad :?

Walks over to beth, opens the hole pours 2 pints of Johnsmiths in and gets a straw :lol: :lol:

It’s okay AW darlin, thanx for the nice comment.

I keep forgeting what i have posted.

I must put the rest of the stuff of my laptop and post them on the boards.

I lost posts then aswell and some were really good ones. But ya didn’t see me grumble you slow poster you.

DO IT PB butcher here posts just for a laff :twisted: :lol: :lol:

Oh you better watch out for those sex magnets then :?

Someone has nicked the step ladder ffs :evil:

Doing a handstand will do for starters :P with legs apart :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lmfao@ OSS here’s that no nice… play fair ya sod…

here sunny, im tryin no to type in scots lingo… and ive been playin the kids game lol that helps u spell… plus doin my lass’s homework with her and playin schools she corects me lol

I’m only asking him to chop a thousand off, it’ll give you another goal in life – to…[Read more]

I’ve heard you’ve got your own scrap metal yard up there :lol:

Well i suggest ya come over here if ya want more :P :P

But what am i to do with my snorkel :roll:

He said it’s one of those motion wind up ones, so can ya shake your hips every so often to keep it going :D

@beth wrote:

No matter how much u spank me sir it just doesnt seem to be enough i think i need alot more then just spanking :wink:

Well when you behave you can have more :wink:

Not so much water though this time, i nearly drowned last time when i went down under without me snorkel :?

Just found your halo, oh and the midget you sh@gged last night, he said sorry he wasn’t big enough, and really apolagised for not taking his wrist watch off :lol: :lol:

@AngelBabe wrote:

feeling sad and tired

Well Cheer Up and Wake up AB

only joking – hope you are okay darlin :D

Don’t you think i give you enough spankings young lady :twisted: