Oss

@*Sian* wrote:

I have just done Divina’s work out DVD 8) 8) I am bushed but feeling like I have done something to shed my extra pounds 8)

I prob should wait until my throat infection has gone before I attempt it again :lol:

I did say not to swallow darlin, but would ya listen :roll:

Short and Sweet AW darlin x

60 seconds – you gotta write something in 60 seconds Mmmm

I stand before a woman
Knockout beauty she is
She sees beofre her a man
A tramp he is

I glance my eyes downward
as though i should not see
She pulls my head forward
Asks what is wrong with me

Nothing wrong with you i reply
Tis me, i should not stand before you
Oh really she says,…[Read more]

I am feeling really really happy and good, i am chatting to someone special in MSN and having a great laff :D :wink:

You can sod off aswell PATS :lol: :lol:

love ya really darlin x

Mary J darlin – i would like to say Hi, but i aint gonna so pish off………………………………………………………………..

Only joking darlin, Hiya Hairy Mary, lovely to see you babe xxx :lol:

I had to register ffs lol

right here goes

Mark Webber 61%

Tierry Henry 49%

Ewan McGregor 46%

Kurt Cobain 44%

Gary Lineker 41%

and Andie MacDowell 40% (she’s a bleedin woman ffs) :shock:

I’ll slam it up anywhere

What am i slammin up :shock:

@Becky wrote:

Oh noooooooooo i thought you went blind coz you masturbated to much :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

No it keeps hitting me on the chin and i always wear safety goggles :roll:

@*Sian* wrote:

[-X I choose who is first!! Nobody else :wink:

Pete that pic is cr@p get yourself up :P

I am first in there – so back off people – or i will get mad

AND YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME WHEN I GET MAD

*I stole the like from a green bloke hehe

and Pete the face mate the face for friggin hell sake – see ya just make more work for yourself…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Pete mate – can ya please cut my head out of the piccie with Lucy and Michelle in my absence thread and use that piccie of me instead please m8 :D

Can ya please please please please please m8 :lol: i don’t like the other one no more it shows off me massive tongue :roll:

ffs you dont want much do ya :lol:…

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@Oss wrote:

Pete mate – can ya please cut my head out of the piccie with Lucy and Michelle in my absence thread and use that piccie of me instead please m8 :D

Can ya please please please please please m8 :lol: i don’t like the other one no more it shows off me massive tongue :roll:

Pete mate – can ya please cut my head out of the piccie with Lucy and Michelle in my absence thread and use that piccie of me instead please m8 :D

Who would i like to meet,

Well i am game to meet anyone – if they bore me i can always get pished and phone Sian for a weird chat :lol:

I’ve met LUCY PINDER AND MICHELLE MARSHALL :lol: :lol:

oh you mean of Jc mmm

I have met Angel* and she is me best mate now – she has a heart of gold, and can natter for hours but can’t drink cider, she gets pished quite quickly hehe

and i have met Sian and she is a lovely talkative young lady aswell thats when she aint sleeping :roll:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Fankoo Ossywossywookins

If Nis does not want to wear the nurse outfit can you step in please?

I would love to darlin, but i never play second fiddle lol – i always like to be the first string :twisted:

Awww Rainnywainnybumpybumpyfrumkins ooo ooo – hope you get better soon darlin.

I am knackered – have had a really long 5 days – you no completely different to those short days that ya get :roll: and i have had very lil sleep.

Though i can’t complain, it hasn’t been all work, there has been alot of enjoyment :D

Loved the poem AngelWolf :D

Cheers Owen m8 – they were cheerful really and such down to earth women :D

I promised a piccy :D