Oss

@Jordache wrote:

Well, Oss you seem to have a lovely personality -but of course I am a bit tipsy!

And me too darling :wink:

@Griff wrote:

She will be a m!nger mate,

Fit birds don’t need to meet lads like that :wink:

Why don’t they. I have a german lass who is a really good mate and is extremely good looking, but no one in two years has asked her out. She is confident, self motivated, athletic and the lads thing she imposes her characte on her. If you was lucky enough…[Read more]

@Jordache wrote:

Oss, judging by your picture, you should have talked to her! Life is only what you make it.

I am shy Jordache darlin :roll:

@*GG* wrote:

Wack them over the head to stun not draw blood. They can fill in all the missing person reports they like but without a body the case is closed.

The fish will see to that! :wink: or is that sea to that :? :roll: :wink:

Right GG mate, a reported missing persons case, after 3 weeks of no leads turns into a murder case. Then the…[Read more]

@Jordache wrote:

34c? Well I think I beat you! I am 36C!

36c is that yer chest or what lol, i am the oldest in my kin, that is bad enough for me, big brother and all that :shock:

My day and my night out made me smie, tonight i saw beauty personified, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and tonight i was drooling. So i give her 50% only 50% because i believe looks are half personality is the rest and as i am shy, i didn’t spk to her.

If only i had she might have been the first 90% woman i have ever met :lol: :lol:

@Jordache wrote:

Is that you Oss? Sighs…

Have you got an older brother?

I’m 34c and i am afraid i am the oldest out all all my brothers and sisters, i have another piccie with me top of if you want :lol: :lol:

@*GG* wrote:

The perfect murder would be to take somebody out on a boat some distance from shore, wack them over the head with a lead pipe then tie their neck to a rope attached to a 20 kilo weigh stolen from the gym and bung them over the side.

Return to shore and forget about your handywork because the fish will take care of that given time.…

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@Jordache wrote:

I’m tempted Oss – so very tempted!, but shouldn’t I wait til you have had the privellage?

At least then I would know if it worked or not!

Jordacjhe darlin my plan is fool proof – i have waited ten years so far to excute it, and i will wait another 6 before i commit it trust me, i have researched it to DEATH. :twisted:

@Jordache wrote:

Some nice ideas, but not exactly what I am after….Oss I think you would make a fine detective! Very impressed with you, so far!

But how about you were trying to make it look accidental? What would your thoughts be on that scenario?

Jordache darlin – i have the perfect murder, but i have not yet commited it, so i would be a fool…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their…

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@GEMZ wrote:

no i ain’t sian but its there lost not mine hehehe

There loss you ean darlin, and i agree it is

ffs everyone should hire a Geordie Bird :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Poshy wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

I would just sing to them :twisted: …. they would soon throw themself off the nearest cliff voluntarily … and all I would have done is sing – or perhaps whistle.. that’s pretty excruciating too :lol: :lol:

POshy what are you saying – your voice is devine :D

Aha – it’s clear you have never heard me…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they…

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@Racquel wrote:

5ft4

Huba Hubba wanna tell me more :wink: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

Oss, I’m sure they don’t teach you all this in t’army. :-s What about an injection inside the mouth or nose or something?

Pikey mate – the mouth and the nose is one of the first places they have checked since 1963, they only started checking he finger nails etc since 2001, it was carried out ocassionally on very suspicious cases but…[Read more]

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Get them to come and look at the huge vat of mashed potato you’re processing as part of a catering venture. When they are leaning over to admire the potato, give them a shove.

I see the idea behind that!!! …… Another catering venture ……….. A huge cottage pie!

It has possibilities … Problem…

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@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Get them to come and look at the huge vat of mashed potato you’re processing as part of a catering venture. When they are leaning over to admire the potato, give them a shove.

Again majorly flawed Bass mate – you haven’t really thought this through have you, come off it. One a missing persons file woud be processed by…[Read more]

@Poshy wrote:

I would just sing to them :twisted: …. they would soon throw themself off the nearest cliff voluntarily … and all I would have done is sing – or perhaps whistle.. that’s pretty excruciating too :lol: :lol:

POshy what are you saying – your voice is devine :D