Oss

@Cordy wrote:

* wonders where she can get insulin from *
Perfect murder? Chop their heads off, dispose of, chop torso into bits, chop … err, shall I stop now?

Cordy all they need is a square mm to take a DNA test – so how small you gonna chop thisbody up :shock:

@pikey wrote:

:-$ Insulin injection under a finger or toe nail. Only works on non diabetics.

Pikey mate since the year 2001 they check every finger nail, every toe nail, evey cuticle – they airbrush the body for an injection, since the murder of JD foster, through an insulin injection in the ass hole. Your plan years ago would of worked but today…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Jordache wrote:

If you had to commit the perfect murder;one that looked like an accident, how would you do it?

Just stab them, throw the knife into the ocean/nearest lake/river, and bury them in a remote location making sure you have a pre-prepared alibi. (like “signing” in somewhere, sneaking out, commiting the murder,…

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A good days work made me smile today :D

I said to my brother-in-law once i would go and visit him for a week one day.

His sarcastic reply was a whole week in one day :shock: :lol:

@Cymorill wrote:

thats nothing on a message board i use the current emoticon count is 11352 and not one is duplicated and they are all neatly categorised. that would keep you busy for a while oss :lol: :lol: we have an emoticon for everything including a yawning one

edited to add, some arent strictly emoticons more small animations.

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@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

5 2″ … 8-[ :oops: :mrgreen: :-s

ok, move along people! here’s nothing to see…

STOP LAUGHING!!! :x

Who said that? :roll: :lol:

Down here!!!
watch for your steps :x

Awww look it’s one of the little people :lol: :lol:

Still bored :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

found out in college today, that from monday for 2 weeks, we r doin christmas lunches and dinners with silver service :?
we will b split into 2 groups an do alternative days of kitchen and restaurant

fekkkkkkkkkkkkk :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: [/color]

Half day then ya slacker :roll: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Jooly wrote:

@Mart wrote:

PB…..I hate you for making Tommy a guide. :x

Ditto! :P

friends falling out with me just cos i spend a cpl hours a day booting out pervs and scrollers

I aint falling out with ya TT mate cos your a stinking guide now – that is just childish.

But if you critisize my super gay metric…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

i’ll run, and you will never catch me, i’ll go to a place where you would never go

i would go to the ladies toilets

This super detective has fur burgers ever lunch time in the ladies toilets :twisted:

@Soulie wrote:

i’ll get him to kill you too so you can’t nick me

But i would foil your killer with my keen eye and awareness, before i was in his sights i would be behinds him and have him in an walk the birdie lock and he would fess up, and you name would be echoed over the roof tops and you be nicked :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

i will hire another murderer to kill the murderer so he does’nt blab

Classic kill the killer to hde the trail, dear oh dear. You have over looked one thing. The common denomenator – YOU

Your nicked :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

i got two false ones now, gold plated, its a pain i tell you, trying to get on a plane

Why do ya drag yaself up the walkway using your teeth :lol: :lol:

Ahhh see again Soulie mate, whether money is transferd or not a contract killin is quite easily detected especially if it is done by a friend. There is always a blabber mouth who saw something.

Your nicked.

I like this game.

I might have to make up a murder mystery for here using the Jc characters :lol: :lol:

I know ya is a utd fan, ya didn’t bite much did ya, oh ya can’t without ya 2 front teeth :lol: :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

since when did i become a city fan?

20 mins ago :lol: :lol:

ya turn coat :roll:

@Soulie wrote:

i was told once to smile.. it does’nt cost anything, so i smiled to the bloke next to me, and lost my two front teeth

Sorry mate i thought you was coming on to me :roll: :lol:

@anaconda f wrote:

I’d take him up to Beachy Head, walk hand in hand with him to the edge then turn him round with his back to the edge, give him a great big snog so he was relaxed and just push him over when no-one was watching

Ah yeah but Ana darlin, as you pushed him his feet would still dig in as he struggled for those 2 seconds, and when they…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

but do you know who did’nt flush the toilet and left a big turd floating

You did cos your a city fan and love admiring sh1t :lol: :lol: