Oss

@*Sian* wrote:

You’re obsessed with smiley’s ffs :lol: The net is far more advanced if you care to look. A whole new world after smileys waiting out there for you :roll: :lol:

:lol: :lol: is there :roll: i would never of known that :shock:

but as you have informed me :D so i shall have a wonder :P but i must admit i am a bit scared :? as i…[Read more]

@kentlass19 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Welcome to the jc asylum Bazz

Gathered it was ya first time here as you only have one post. :lol:

Move over Sherlock – Oss is on the case! :roll: :lol:

I’m good aint i squeezy darlin.

I worked out you was from scotland quick enough, i just looked at your location 8) :lol:

im surprised…

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@*Sian* wrote:

Parps, fluffs, guffs, trumps, you! :lol:

Falls asleep first, and snores :lol: :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Welcome to the jc asylum Bazz

Gathered it was ya first time here as you only have one post. :lol:

Move over Sherlock – Oss is on the case! :roll: :lol:

I’m good aint i squeezy darlin.

I worked out you was from scotland quick enough, i just looked at your location 8) :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

Oss

Soppy old romantic and farts :lol:

what do ya mean i fart :shock:

Welcome to the jc asylum Bazz

Gathered it was ya first time here as you only have one post. :lol:

I know her well enough :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Well now there is a question,

Lets see, i won’t mention his name but i will just call him PC

I would find him ask him out for a beer and when he wasn’t looking Stick loads of super glue and stick it on his feet then quickly get us to cross the road but as we got half way across, i would pause for a chat. This would be…

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@PATS wrote:

million dollar baby…………………was sad….. :(

I liked Million dollar baby.

Charlie and the chocolate factory is shyte, avoid it at all costs people :evil:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

:oops: oh stop it young man.

I will pass you the tenner later ok :wink:

I am sure we said you would work the payment off another way :wink: :twisted:

Screwy, lovely, cuddly, funny, sarcastic

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Why would i reveal my plot to kiss oss right here right now? :roll: Im not that stupid!

Oh ok id do it in the billiard room with the candlestick. But i would have him first on the billiard table….where i would have my wicked way. :wink:

Mmmmmm i like the sounds of that, i just a bit worried…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Why would i reveal my plot to kiss oss right here right now? :roll: Im not that stupid!

Oh ok id do it in the billiard room with the candlestick. But i would have him first on the billiard table….where i would have my wicked way. :wink:

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I am 5 ft so that makes me ermm a short ass! :lol: I wear a lot of heels.

Nice things come in small packages Rainnyroos darlin – i just said that above, and you is no exception :wink: :lol:

@reileyroo wrote:

My god, i am really worried about this thread.

:shock:

Why should you be worried reilyroo, they haven’t began to plot your murder yet and besides DETECTIVE OSS will spoil there plans before the put it into action :lol:

Uncontrolable, off the rails, loveable

@sunny wrote:

4 foot 10 BUT BUT but im neally 4 11 honest i am :? :?

Sounds like you need some fertilizer me luv to stand in, that’ll make ya grow, either that keep people far away from you so they couldn’t tell how tall you really are.

And anyway doesn’t the saying go — nice things come in small packages :D

@Griff wrote:

My fingerprits on my wife wouldn’t be a crime :wink:

Plus they would blow it up just to be safe……..i’d stick some sausages in her hand….the dogs would go nuts :D

Griff mate you would be better off putting some plastic explosives in there mate as the dogs are trained not to react to food :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

omg im a titch !!!
im 5ft and a bit
that bit makes all the difference :roll:

awwww don’t worry GB darlin, my first wife was 5ft and that was with 6 inch heals :lol: :lol:

@Griff wrote:

Well………..if I’ve ever had enough of the Mrs…I have a fool proof plan :D

Im gonna strangle her and then stick her in a big suitcase and leave her body in the case right in the middle of an airport.
The police will blow her up with a controlled explosion blowing her into little bits so they wouldn’t know I strangled her.
Then…

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