Oss

@Made up name wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

anyone know how to open them when thay haven’t opened after the cycle?

I have washing stuck in mine :? :? :?

turn it off by the mains and it should relese in a few minutes :)

I don’t believe you told her that one – thats the easy way to do it, i was gonna have her ripping it to pieces first :roll: :twisted:

Well come see me robyn – i just think about having sex and they drop out :shock:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

Too late – I’ve not long had mine :lol:

*legs it off with aqueezy’s little ‘un* :twisted:

Lol…Dawny might want words with you…she’s planning on nicking him first :lol:

well if she decides to have another one he rlegs will be Aquimbo

Day off saturday – working all day sunday :lol:

@Giggles wrote:

nope…it just took the plastic off the door, its back on another cycle and I’m getting ready to really kick it again :evil:

See this is when you need a squaddie about the place, squaddies can get into anything in under 30 seconds :roll:

Watch out tommy they carry out loads of tests on ya before they accept – like anal probes and all that.

Infact sod it Tommy go get probed quickly :lol:

Or even Leaping Lizardface Lulu :twisted:

@Lou-Lou wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Night lou xx

and don’t go making out your leaving Trout bag – ya is talking to me in msn :lol: :lol: :lol:

btw i am refering to Angel – not you Lou :D

pmllllll if thats what you call your mates i hate to think what you would call me xxx

Well Lou i would call you Lulu :wink:

Far too late mine are fifteen and eleven.

Talking of thinks tho, if i just made love to my missus – how is me doing a handstand afterwards gonna make her pregnant :roll: :lol: :lol:

You a dinner knife not a sharp knife
:shock:

Try pushing the door release button :lol: :lol:

If that fails – which i hope you have tried already then turn the washing cycle dial around so it completes the last spin and wait to see if it releases if it doesn’t then get a knife and where the lock is – force the knife in the gap – pushing the door locking mechanism to release the…[Read more]

@Kriss wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

I don’t ignore his posts…I sometimes reply….just to make him feel wanted lol.

:D :D

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I agree squeezy

he needs the attention it seems :wink: :lol: :lol:

Hey HEY you over here – yeah it’s me – don’t give me who is who. it’s me not who, and i don’t need the attention, Oi you listening or…[Read more]

@dee wrote:

Heay, can anyone remember the time when everyone contributed to a thread and the banter would go on forever :lol:

I don’t avoid Oss’s threads :roll:

Oh yeah that’s because it’s me :lol:

and dee darlin – no i don’t remember :twisted:

Oh good – loads more faults on the way then

Night lou xx

and don’t go making out your leaving Trout bag – ya is talking to me in msn :lol: :lol: :lol:

btw i am refering to Angel – not you Lou :D

@lisamarie71 wrote:

well i took lost of turnings finding my way here dunno if it’s home as yet will have to wait n c :?

I put all those diversions up and ya still made it here ffs :roll: :lol: :twisted:

@T’iz Me wrote:

That’s a Brothel, seen that when i was in Benidorm… Shame on you… [-X

Shhhhh everyone thinks i am in cyprus :roll:

nuffin :roll:

@angel* wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

^^^^^^^^^^

a pm off her just when I needed it, thanks angel xxxxx

seeing peffy back too :D

anytime sweetheart xxxx

Angel give me her number – she’d love my text messages :twisted: :roll:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

More like an alley… :shock:

Not mine I hasten to add lolllll

Tommyyyyyyyyyyyyy where are ya lol

I wouldn’t sweep ya alley or road lucky darling – but i would sweep ya back passage :lol: