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Oss replied to the topic Need a chuckle today? in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago

Bugger i aint got sound on this terminal,

Write the words down for me so i can sing them to myself :lol:
Oss replied to the topic ANYONE WANNA JOIN ME……. in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago

Pmlll Gyps darlin, be one time of the year you might be good looking :lol:
Oss replied to the topic Just had this sent to me !!!!!!!!!lol in the board Jokes and humourous links 19 years, 2 months ago

Do you know what is really funny.

I didn’t even read them :lol:
Oss replied to the topic Ways to “help” your partner to remember Valentine’s Day in the board Polls 19 years, 2 months ago

Pull out each tooth with a hammer and nail

THIS IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

You could smash all there teeth with the hammer like, but to pull them out you really need pliers :lol:
Oss replied to the topic Joke of the Day in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years, 2 months ago

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb?

YOU DON’T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN’T THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Oss replied to the topic Penis Size in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years, 2 months ago

Well if you woman was to drink water straight after the sperms had been eject, then the water would help them down faster and make them able to complete the journey quicker :twisted:
Oss replied to the topic The worst part of today was…. in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years, 2 months ago

Freezing me tits of in the rain in a footie match.

Oh me young lady not being on line. Though it is my fault as i haven’t text her and I aint got me fone on me
Oss replied to the topic Happy Valentines Day in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago

:roll:
Oss replied to the topic post what is on your mind this very moment in the board Chat forum one boards 19 years, 2 months ago

Burger King is on me mind at the moment as i just had one 8)
Oss replied to the topic if u were a animal what kind are u in the board Chat forum two boards 19 years, 2 months ago

Today i would be a dog, so i could lick me own balls :lol:
Oss replied to the topic How many years have you been sleeping? in the board Chat forum two boards 19 years, 2 months ago

@Fizz wrote:

I know this will not be that accurate but its intresting

How many years have you been sleeping?

Fizz :D

6.2986301369863 years :lol:

is that all, i could manage that in a day :roll:
Oss replied to the topic The worst part of today was…. in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years, 2 months ago

Waking up after an hours kip :evil:
Oss replied to the topic getting a relationship back on track in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 2 months ago

Whats a relationship? :?
Oss replied to the topic MOVING! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

They got bathrooms in Manchester :roll:
Oss replied to the topic Ugo new name poll in the board Polls 19 years, 3 months ago

Wheres pillock tosser? :lol:
Oss replied to the topic MOVING! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

What an entire street 8)
Oss replied to the topic Would you.. (mkII) in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

No you have to pay extra the goat is in demand :lol:
Oss replied to the topic The Just Chat padded cell in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Did tara the table lamp weep as she wanted itchy the closet to hump her?

No but Dorothy the dustbin did spew up all over Jelly tot road :lol:
Oss replied to the topic SAY SUMMIT NICE ABOUT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU in the board Chat forum one boards 19 years, 3 months ago

Do i really have too
Oss replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 19 years, 3 months ago

Flexible :roll:
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