Oss

They aint no good, they are no bigger than me finger :?

Ah yeah good idea, and the water will wash away their cobwebs :twisted:

Me bath is waiting now bug off trollop face :lol:

bugger of they are like a dead weight, and some times well they become dead weight :twisted:

She’s a girl – there that was nice of me see :)

mines a computer :lol:

I can’t even pick granny’s up i got a bad back :lol:

They have nights out in Manchester do they :shock:

More than you know baby :wink:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I would not know but honky the flat tyre bicycle says he knows but secretly he is a gay.

I know that already, because itchy the closet smiled when he came out :lol:

sweaty

Well there must be some out there that can :roll:

i’d give it a go :twisted:

Give me a steam roller and you will be my dear :twisted:

yeah when it was a beard now it’s more like a welcome rug :roll:

Thats scandalous – i would have to have major beer goggles to even look at you luv :?

So has it got a teletext button or what i need one for me girlfriend as she is blind :lol:

Hello :D

Needs a shave from what i here, she’s always playing with the hair on her chin :lol:

I’d give ya a hand moving mate but unfortuneately i am stuck in another country. :lol:

@Becky wrote:

Not even for £200,000,000!!! :lol:

feck me i would shag about anything for that amount of money :lol:

i’d even shag me ex wife again for that amount :twisted: