Oss

I’m thankful for me right hand :roll:

Happy 60th PATS :lol:

@dizzy_debi wrote:

No these are things like pen holders and file holders, papper holders etc.

so it’s not sliced fried apples in a bap then with gerkins and hambuger relish

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Dear Jim.
Would it also be possible for you to “fix it” so that this christmas ugo can get a brain/common sense, so that the next time he sees a porn link he doesnt click on it, and then come on the boards and whinge about getting viruses, and then moan to me in the rooms, when it was all his own fault anyway. :roll:…

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I worked with the polish army a few weeks ago :D

Bumhug hey – you have a dirty mind :roll:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I still think they all need shooting, if someone gave me a fiver and an uzi i would do it meself :lol:

Jealosy Oss!! And theres me thinking you were my very own mark owen. Tsk.

I thought they rocked. 8) They have aged well and i shall be asking for extra tena lady this christmas to cope with the wee i mistakenly…

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Just aswell ya aint 50 – thought i was gonna have to come round and put you down :lol:

I always hold doors open for people me – i should be a doorman – now theres a job for me when i leave the army :lol:

You should never nail anything horizontal or vertical to a power socket or light switch because they generally have power cables behind them :lol:

My good on a christmas day was i forgot it was christmas and just got drunk in the pub all day – so i missed the family xmas dinner :?

I’m 6 foot and a lil bit :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Your a jock, your booze is probably under lock and key and a comnbination code, what am i saying jocks can’t remember that much – so just lock and keys :lol:

cheeky git!!! *slap* :wink:

:lol:

I’m glad you said back accounts and not doors :lol:

Every day is a voddie day :lol: well it would be if i didn’t have to get up in the morning to go to work.

and voddie and yogurt sounds like an intersting mix :roll:

I still think they all need shooting, if someone gave me a fiver and an uzi i would do it meself :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

A double negative! :o

A double – mines a vodka please :lol:

Somebody obviously beat me to it :lol:

but i am sorry to say i have to depart this land now – shall return when the flowers are sprouting :lol:

bye one and all

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runs for the hills :shock:

She’s right i should kick you in ther teef :twisted:

and i am going in 5 mins, can’t stop no longer